One year after forging an alliance with the sand giants of Ro


One year after bringing the evil team to their knees


One year after finishing the game of Everquest at level 5
 


FANSY THE FAMOUS RETURNED
 


This is his story.



Hail Adventurers!  I came back to the world after being gone and found that I was given magical powers by Mirthanal Mrar and could turn into a lion!! (ooc: My grandpa got me the luclin expansion so to make him happy I used it and made a cat)
I felt like Spiderman did in the movie because even though he was a famous good guy, NOBODY believed him!


[Mon Dec 31 01:06:39 2001] Nancy shouts, 'WTF are you the original fansy!?'
[Mon Dec 31 01:14:54 2001] Nancy shouts, 'DAMN YOU FANSY! the original fansy was twice the man you are!!'
[Mon Dec 31 20:20:46 2001] Gilen tells the group, 'hmmm didnt fansy used to be a human or half elf? :)'
[Thu Jan 03 18:15:35 2002] Canibal tells you, 'r u real fansy?'
[Thu Jan 03 19:08:38 2002] Flowerpowa tells you, 'are you the real fansy?'
[Sun Jan 20 19:51:30 2002] Ambra shouts, 'are you the real fansy?'
[Sun Mar 24 23:05:30 2002] Ryzor tells you, 'real fansy or a weak copy?'
[Sun May 12 21:14:48 2002] Jeyk tells you, 'Hehe, I was just seeing if it was the real Fansy, ppl were saying that this was someone else using the name, and that the real Fansy quit EQ'
[Wed May 22 00:42:27 2002] Jiin tells trade:1, 'real fansy is lvl5'
[Sun Jun 02 09:10:25 2002] Novalaine says out of character, 'Fansy... The real Fansy?'
[Sun Jun 02 11:51:47 2002] Binklez says out of character, 'the real fansy would never say something like that =-/'
[Mon Jun 03 03:18:09 2002] Fase shouts, 'nice imitation but yer not the real fansy :)'
[Thu Jun 06 15:00:07 2002] Aedee tells you, 'You're not the real fansy~'
[Mon Jun 03 03:18:23 2002] Fase shouts, 'imposter'
[Thu Jun 06 14:59:25 2002] Aedee tells you, 'Imposter~'
[Wed Jan 16 18:36:13 2002] Brakin shouts, 'fansy LOL wut a poser'
[Thu Jun 06 18:45:39 2002] Puffpuf says out of character, 'fansy the poser '
[Fri Jun 07 20:03:07 2002] Sorlax tells you, 'lol your not lvl 5 anymore your fame left u with your cheating capabilities'
[Fri Jun 14 10:39:12 2002] Kunzar tells trade:1, 'is that the real fansy?'
[Fri Jun 14 10:40:30 2002] Griefing tells trade:1, 'the real fansy was funny'
[Fri Jun 14 10:40:35 2002] Griefing tells trade:1, 'this one is a fukn wannabe'


So once again I had no friends. That made me sad :(

[Fri Jun 07 23:35:54 2002] Sharri says out of character, 'Anyone able to track down corpses please send tell... NO clue where corpse is'
(helping people is the best way to make a friend!)
[Sat Jun 08 00:00:44 2002] Finding Target Player corpse...
[Sat Jun 08 00:00:44 2002] You sense a corpse in this direction.
(I finds her corpse and she loots)
[Sat Jun 08 00:03:40 2002] Sharri tells you, 'Thank you VERY much for helping a true sister find her body'
[Sat Jun 08 00:03:53 2002] You told Sharri, 'Yes I like to help a fellow good guy!'
[Sat Jun 08 00:04:53 2002] Sharri tells you, 'BTW im a girl not guy... HEHE'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:11 2002] You told Sharri, 'A GIRL WHOA!!!'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:18 2002] You told Sharri, 'A/S/L?'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:19 2002] Sharri tells you, 'Yes Im a girl'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:27 2002] Sharri tells you, '32 Fem Oregon'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:35 2002] You told Sharri, '14/m/florida'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:41 2002] You told Sharri, 'want to go on a date sometime?'
[Sat Jun 08 00:05:46 2002] You told Sharri, 'I know this kewl spot in N Ro'
[Sat Jun 08 00:06:07 2002] Sharri tells you, 'You are only 2 years older than my son...too weird for me... but I appreciate it'
[Sat Jun 08 00:06:52 2002] You told Sharri, 'OH THE REJECTION IT HURTS'
[Sat Jun 08 00:07:00 2002] Sharri tells you, 'I am very flattered though'

[Sat Jun 08 00:16:30 2002] You say to your guild, 'Guys I talked to Sharri who is a girl IRL!'
[Sat Jun 08 00:16:39 2002] You say to your guild, 'she talked back it was kewl and we're going on a date!'
[Sat Jun 08 00:16:45 2002] Fonso tells the guild, 'NO WAY!'

.........

[Sat Jun 08 00:18:35 2002] Sharri says out of character, 'ATTENTION ALL THOSE WHO ARE SENDING ME TELLS>>>>>>'
[Sat Jun 08 00:18:39 2002] Your mind clears.
[Sat Jun 08 00:18:40 2002] Gooberbob tells the guild, 'haha'
[Sat Jun 08 00:18:43 2002] Rancar tells the guild, 'lol'
[Sat Jun 08 00:18:43 2002] Fonso tells the guild, 'hahaha'
[Sat Jun 08 00:18:44 2002] Sunshinne tells the guild, 'hahaha'

[Sat Jun 08 00:18:54 2002] Sharri says out of character, 'YES I AM A GIRL IN RL IM 32 AND NO I AM NOT DATING FANSY!'



This is Nancy. He is an evil bad guy, but he talks openly about why evil is dumb. Kind of like at school when they get former drug addicts to talk about the dangers of marijuana.

[Mon Dec 31 01:08:26 2001] Nancy says out of character, 'yeah i did get dissapointed that so many chose evil team'
[Mon Dec 31 01:08:44 2001] Nancy says out of character, 'especially since most evils arent truly evil like me'
[Mon Dec 31 01:08:59 2001] You say out of character, 'Yes evil team is so trendy and unfriendly, like the popular kids at school.'
[Mon Dec 31 01:09:10 2001] Nancy says out of character, 'lots of evils are pansies, and scared to PVP.  I know enchanters in their 50's who don't know how to PvP'
[Mon Dec 31 01:09:17 2001] You say out of character, 'I bet they shop at abrecrombie IRL'
[Mon Dec 31 01:09:43 2001] You say out of character, 'while rebelious ppls (like me FANSY) play on the good team and shop at hot topic'
[Mon Dec 31 01:10:24 2001] Tadian says out of character, 'what is evil and good?'
[Mon Dec 31 01:10:41 2001] You say out of character, 'Evil is the bad guys Tadian, don't try this philosophical skepticism stuff with me'
[Mon Dec 31 01:11:13 2001] Tadian says out of character, 'no you guys are talkin about evil and good teams, what are they i meant'
[Mon Dec 31 01:12:01 2001] You say out of character, 'OH I SEE! Evil team you can tell because they talk like "Hey u gay! hah u suk u can't pvp! You were abused as a child" and good guys say "Hail"'


But it was not evils I ran into this time - oh no. These are bad guys of a different sort. They call themselves neuts and they don't want to be evil or good, they want to be stupid and call ppls gay.

[Sun Jun 09 19:11:00 2002] You shout, 'Giants love the good guys! Hooray!'
[Sun Jun 09 19:11:00 2002] Watchyah shouts, 'hOLY SHIT YOUR GAY'
[Wed Jun 12 17:22:47 2002] Shortdawg says out of character, 'good=gay guys?'
[Fri Jun 14 09:40:44 2002] Teolen says, 'your gay~'
[Fri Jun 14 11:05:45 2002] Lendalzepperlin says, 'gays'
[Fri Jun 14 11:07:11 2002] Lendalzepperlin shouts, 'bunch of lamer gays they all are'
[Sun Jun 02 14:56:11 2002] Pignut says, 'faggot'
[Sun Jun 02 14:56:17 2002] You say, 'that's a bad word'
[Thu Jun 06 00:12:33 2002] Shinto shouts, 'runs like a lil fag'
[Thu Jun 06 00:56:07 2002] Tobaccoman shouts, 'wowo Fansy an Fonso super fag alert'
[Mon Jun 10 02:25:21 2002] Demitticus tells you, 'pathetic fags like you need to pick on lil greenies'
[Wed Jun 12 01:57:50 2002] Blackdemn shouts, 'flowers of gayness here'
[Wed Jun 12 02:42:09 2002] Choppy shouts, 'Don't flowers plants like to be sprinkled with chicken shit?'
[Mon Jun 03 01:45:04 2002] Venimus shouts, 'FLOWERS OF HAPPINESS IS GAY'
[Mon Jun 03 01:46:01 2002] Syrn says out of character, 'lol Fansy is a Pansy'
[Thu Jun 06 00:17:24 2002] Venimus tells you, 'u siss'
[Thu Jun 06 00:17:41 2002] You told Venimus, 'No, I'm not your sister sir! But keep looking, you'll find her! '
[Thu Jun 06 00:17:55 2002] Venimus tells you, 'i mean u are weak'
[Thu Jun 06 01:00:03 2002] Tobaccoman says out of character, 'Fansy is a homo'
[Fri Jun 14 10:53:43 2002] Civane says, 'fansy is gay fancy is gay just like the good team is a gay arse non pking team'
[Fri Jun 14 10:55:09 2002] Civane shouts, 'all you goods are gay and cant pk worth a &* $#'



The neuts wouldn't let me into Rivervale so I asked The Priest of Discord.


[Thu Jun 06 03:07:34 2002] Depputy has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 03:13:31 2002] Thimble has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 03:55:30 2002] Keisus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 03:57:02 2002] Iwin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:09:42 2002] Nilbog has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:49:11 2002] Dyserevefrostic has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:49:23 2002] Simalin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:49:31 2002] Feffer has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:49:47 2002] Seaffon has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:52:10 2002] Seaffon has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 14:53:19 2002] Nastiz has been slain by Priest of Discord!


[Thu Jun 06 14:55:42 2002] Leyop has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 18:51:26 2002] Sonnata has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 18:57:19 2002] Rummy has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 20:17:33 2002] Greebenieb has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 21:33:02 2002] Gleego has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Thu Jun 06 21:33:41 2002] Boka has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 20:35:49 2002] Neion has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:23:51 2002] Jazam has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:24:29 2002] Bonefrost has been slain by Priest of Discord!


[Sun Jun 09 21:32:08 2002] Tyronus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:33:09 2002] Bluppo has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:33:19 2002] Bekkon has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:33:37 2002] Ferald has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 21:34:34 2002] Bukii has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 23:10:20 2002] Nyasa has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Sun Jun 09 23:10:50 2002] Foryst has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:18:12 2002] Nitrus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:19:43 2002] Nitrus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:20:48 2002] Nitrus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:27:36 2002] Skatts has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:31:48 2002] Kenner has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Mon Jun 10 00:22:08 2002] Shortdawg has been slain by Priest of Discord!


[Mon Jun 10 00:33:51 2002] Trixsta has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 09:35:07 2002] Baddon has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 09:40:26 2002] Rychek has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 09:53:57 2002] Zorgan has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 09:55:32 2002] Karino has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 09:56:11 2002] Zorgan has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:06:46 2002] Jetsom has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:17:16 2002] Binkletrip has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:22:45 2002] Lyrra has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:24:50 2002] Breakable has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:26:16 2002] Emstone has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 10:50:51 2002] Getheli has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 11:01:54 2002] Ixie has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 11:03:26 2002] Darrick has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 11:04:07 2002] Spineless has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 13:03:29 2002] Hiimbrian has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 13:35:59 2002] Tigur has been slain by Priest of Discord!


[Wed Jun 12 13:37:50 2002] Lackin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 13:57:42 2002] Torok has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:01:54 2002] Kahnez has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:02:21 2002] Metus has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:04:14 2002] Nippin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:05:52 2002] Titteuff has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:11:45 2002] Samtah has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:12:12 2002] Synsin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:30:32 2002] Miekos has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:35:22 2002] Feminine has been slain by Priest of Discord!


[Wed Jun 12 14:51:49 2002] Jibbs has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:56:59 2002] Ctutcik has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 14:57:49 2002] Ctutcik has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 15:00:36 2002] Baramin has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 15:35:38 2002] Jomoma has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 15:54:20 2002] Katchali has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:25 2002] Pumuki has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:33 2002] Kelton has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 16:01:37 2002] Takhysis has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 16:47:50 2002] Gumaddar has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 16:47:59 2002] Jomoma has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 16:51:16 2002] Moravian has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:58 2002] Routine has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:15:23 2002] Sowaholic has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:21:34 2002] Gumaddar has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:24:23 2002] Daiggen has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:26:14 2002] Diawk has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:27:39 2002] Gumaddar has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:29:16 2002] Jomoma has been slain by Priest of Discord!
[Wed Jun 12 17:31:19 2002] Mienub has been slain by Priest of Discord!

[Sun Jun 02 13:04:43 2002] Wenumbuspus says, 'exploit killing ppl?'
[Sun Jun 02 13:04:57 2002] You say, 'I am doing the work of one hundred men!'
[Sun Jun 02 13:05:05 2002] Wenumbuspus claps happily for Fansy - hurray!


Lots of ppls don't know that the PoD is also good at smacktalk! Look what he says to the stupid neuts.

[Thu Jun 06 03:52:53 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Thu Jun 06 14:35:59 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Mon Jun 10 00:22:59 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Mon Jun 10 00:30:43 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Mon Jun 10 02:27:40 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Mon Jun 10 02:32:04 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Wed Jun 12 09:32:33 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Wed Jun 12 09:33:38 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Wed Jun 12 09:39:40 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'




Bad guys just don't know when to leave the town.

[Wed Jun 12 13:37:30 2002] Pungg has been struck by the wrath of the gods.
[Wed Jun 12 13:37:30 2002] Pungg has been slain by Priest of Discord!

[Wed Jun 12 13:40:37 2002] Silna Songsmith tells you, 'Attacking Pungg Master.'
[Wed Jun 12 13:40:37 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'

[Wed Jun 12 13:41:47 2002] Silna Songsmith tells you, 'Attacking Pungg Master.'
[Wed Jun 12 13:41:47 2002] Priest of Discord begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 12 13:41:47 2002] You say, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM'
[Wed Jun 12 13:41:52 2002] Priest of Discord shouts 'Let this fool's meaningless death be a reminder to you all that the power of Discord is absolute!'

[Wed Jun 12 13:42:28 2002] Pungg says out of character, 'what the fuck?'

[Wed Jun 12 13:57:34 2002] Priest of Discord pierces Pungg for 356 points of damage.
[Wed Jun 12 13:57:34 2002] Pungg has been slain by Priest of Discord!

[Wed Jun 12 13:58:10 2002] Pungg says out of character, 'man not again'

[Wed Jun 12 16:50:12 2002] Silna Songsmith tells you, 'Attacking Pungg Master.'
[Wed Jun 12 16:50:12 2002] Priest of Discord says 'You fool!'
[Wed Jun 12 16:50:19 2002] Priest of Discord shouts 'Let this fool's meaningless death be a reminder to you all that the power of Discord is absolute!'

[Wed Jun 12 16:54:55 2002] Priest of Discord shouts 'Let this fool's meaningless death be a reminder to you all that the power of Discord is absolute!'
[Wed Jun 12 16:54:55 2002] Priest of Discord pierces Pungg for 300 points of damage.
[Wed Jun 12 16:54:55 2002] Pungg has been slain by Priest of Discord!

[Wed Jun 12 16:56:12 2002] Pungg says out of character, 'fansy grow the fuck up and get some damn friends eh?'


[Wed Jun 12 17:02:05 2002] Pungg tells you, 'dude... y are u doing this?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:12 2002] You told Pungg, 'You are evil!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:19 2002] Pungg tells you, 'and / or newt dumbass'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:26 2002] You told Pungg, 'I'll take and!'

[Wed Jun 12 17:02:33 2002] Pungg tells you, 'why the fuck are u doing this?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:39 2002] Pungg tells you, 'and how fucking old r u?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:45 2002] You told Pungg, 'I am 14'
[Wed Jun 12 17:02:47 2002] You told Pungg, 'a/s/l?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:03:31 2002] Pungg tells you, 'grow the fuck up eh?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:03:40 2002] You told Pungg, 'ok I am drinking milk'

[Wed Jun 12 17:04:02 2002] Pungg tells you, 'seriously dude stop'
[Wed Jun 12 17:04:09 2002] Pungg tells you, 'go fucking level or some shit'
[Wed Jun 12 17:04:56 2002] Pungg tells you, 'i bet uve never touched a fucking girl in ur life'
[Wed Jun 12 17:05:14 2002] You told Pungg, 'I am saving myself for marriage!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:05:45 2002] Pungg tells you, 'god i hate people like u'
[Wed Jun 12 17:05:51 2002] Pungg tells you, 'i would give anything to see u burn'

[Wed Jun 12 17:20:04 2002] Demitticus says out of character, 'she's a pathetic loser, girlie girl of them all'
[Wed Jun 12 17:20:09 2002] You shout, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:20:11 2002] Demitticus says out of character, 'pickin on greens, get a life'
[Wed Jun 12 17:20:13 2002] You shout, 'Priest of Discord should be Priest of GOOD GUYS!!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:20:34 2002] Pungg shouts, 'dont you mean go go buttsex? cuzz thats what ur reppin right now'

[Wed Jun 12 17:21:29 2002] Pungg says out of character, 'call me the next time you fucking touch a girl k?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:22:29 2002] Gumaddar says out of character, 'wtf why did POD kill me?'


Neut bad guys don't know why the Priest of Discord hates them so they ask me.

[Wed Jun 12 14:09:23 2002] Gizar tells you, 'i do hope u enjoy cousing that much time for people to loose'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:04 2002] Gizar tells you, 'u know there are live people behind those hours of playing a hard game already let alone taking advantage of a crapy ass bard bug of charming'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:13 2002] You told Gizar, 'AND THEY'RE ALL BAD'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:29 2002] Gizar tells you, 'u get no points for it what is the reason'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:37 2002] You told Gizar, 'to stop the bad guys'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:35 2002] Gillon tells you, 'why you do this?'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:42 2002] You told Gillon, 'I want the good guys to win!'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:53 2002] Gizar tells you, 'to cause strife is more like it thanks for the 4+ hours of make up time'
[Wed Jun 12 14:10:55 2002] Gillon tells you, 'Your just making people miserable'
[Wed Jun 12 14:11:04 2002] Gizar tells you, 'pathetic even for a game like this'

[Wed Jun 12 15:54:49 2002] Katchali tells you, 'are you trying to make poeple quit the game?'


Ha ha ha! The good guys have destroyed the most sacred neutral God, Nillipus!



[Wed Jun 12 14:43:26 2002] You have slain Nillipuss!
[Wed Jun 12 14:43:26 2002] Nillipuss's corpse says 'My body lies broken by your wicked hand. I place a curse on your soul and a pox on this land!'
[Wed Jun 12 14:44:21 2002] Sunshinne says out of character, 'nillipuss looks like he was hit by a truck, but nobody cries for him cause they don't give a ...'


[Wed Jun 12 14:44:33 2002] You say out of character, 'Mangler attacks greens cause he can't handle evens'


LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!

[Wed Jun 12 11:03:26 2002] Scrumptious says out of character, 'what is going on here?'



[Wed Jun 12 15:58:49 2002] Kelton says out of character, 'wtf happened here'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:02 2002] Xebz says out of character, 'KELTON FAST GET OUT'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:14 2002] Kelton says out of character, 'lol naw'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:33 2002] Priest of Discord shouts 'Let this fool's meaningless death be a reminder to you all that the power of Discord is absolute!'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:33 2002] Kelton has been slain by Priest of Discord!


Lots of bad guys asked for a "loot and scoot" but I don't have one of those (whatever it is)

[Tue Jan 22 20:06:08 2002] Cypriss shouts, 'can i get a loot and scoot?'
[Tue Jan 22 20:06:17 2002] You shout, 'No.'

[Wed Jun 12 16:49:55 2002] Jomoma shouts, 'fancy you are ghey!!!!!!!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:28:21 2002] Jomoma tells you, 'can i get a loot and scoop'
[Wed Jun 12 17:29:06 2002] You told Jomoma, 'no'
[Wed Jun 12 17:29:16 2002] Jomoma has been slain by Priest of Discord!

[Fri Jun 14 09:27:52 2002] Jazam tells you, 'Could you allow me to lns?'
[Fri Jun 14 09:27:57 2002] You told Jazam, 'No'

[Wed Jun 12 14:46:01 2002] Metus tells you, 'can i plz loot and scoot sir?'
[Wed Jun 12 14:46:15 2002] You told Metus, 'No.'

Good guys can only do good things, they're not mean!

[Thu Jun 06 17:42:36 2002] Nitsuj tells you, 'I thought you were a nice person untill you attacked me'

[Mon Jun 10 02:28:27 2002] Merrin tells you, 'god you are so mean you made me lose my level after working so hard so i could get my new spells...'
[Mon Jun 10 02:28:47 2002] You told Merrin, 'Sir you are a bad guy'
[Mon Jun 10 02:29:11 2002] Merrin tells you, 'i'm a girl...and i have never done anything to you...'
[Mon Jun 10 02:29:23 2002] You told Merrin, 'a/s/l?'
[Mon Jun 10 02:29:43 2002] Merrin tells you, 'i'm not tellin you your mean'

(Priest of GOOD GUYS kills her three more times)

[Mon Jun 10 02:33:46 2002] Merrin tells you, 'please leave me alone'
[Mon Jun 10 02:34:45 2002] Merrin says out of character, 'you're a horrible person'
[Mon Jun 10 02:34:50 2002] Merrin says out of character, 'you deserve to die'
[Mon Jun 10 02:34:53 2002] Merrin says out of character, 'i hate you'
[Mon Jun 10 02:34:59 2002] You say out of character, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!'

[Fri Jun 14 10:32:11 2002] Beddar says out of character, 'everyone spam fansy with tells now he well go ld'
[Tue Jun 11 02:51:53 2002] Blacktonne tells you, 'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI EDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE IDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI EID IE DIE DIE ID EID IE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DI E DIE ''
[Tue Jun 11 02:51:56 2002] You told Blacktonne, 'HI do you like ice cream?'

Sometimes the bad guys say things that make me lose all hope :(

[Fri Jun 14 10:01:21 2002] Mystero tells you, 'when u are camped till ur corpse rots and so are ur guildies we will see what u have to say, theres already loads of guildleaders planning this as we speak, u have doomed ur guild'
[Fri Jun 14 10:01:36 2002] You told Mystero, 'OH NOS NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY EPIC'

[Mon Jun 03 00:21:08 2002] Ssapo tells you, 'ok, now your done. I was nice to the druid and we came to a peace. you just ruined your chances'
[Mon Jun 03 00:21:24 2002] You told Ssapo, 'OH NOS NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY EPIC'

[Wed Jun 05 21:59:23 2002] Shinto tells you, 'ur corpse will never be returned lmao'
[Wed Jun 05 21:59:39 2002] You told Shinto, 'oh no! Now I'll never get my epic!'


[Wed Jun 12 11:01:11 2002] Sowaholic tells you, 'Your gonna get in so much trouble that is illegal on this server u have been reported'
[Wed Jun 12 11:01:28 2002] You told Sowaholic, 'Oh nos now i'll never get my epic!!!'

[Fri Jun 14 08:40:28 2002] Gankin tells you, 'anything that gives an unfair advantage to any class is considered an exploit'
[Fri Jun 14 08:40:41 2002] Gankin tells you, 'and using an exploit is against policy'
[Fri Jun 14 08:40:52 2002] Gankin tells you, 'and as such you will be terminated'
[Fri Jun 14 08:41:34 2002] Gankin tells you, 'and i will set my petition before absor'
[Fri Jun 14 08:41:51 2002] You told Gankin, 'Now I'll never get my epic!'

The Priest of Discord Loves the good guys!

[Wed Jun 12 17:07:19 2002] You shout, 'Priest of Discord should be Priest of GOOD GUYS!!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:07:34 2002] Sunshinne shouts, 'Let these deaths be a warning to you all that the power of tunare is absolute.'
[Wed Jun 12 17:07:57 2002] Rygon says out of character, 'The only reason the Pod Likes you is because you charm the Bard.'
[Wed Jun 12 17:08:14 2002] Getheli says out of character, 'and besides, the bards hates you'
[Wed Jun 12 17:08:22 2002] Sunshinne says out of character, 'The bard loves him... she calls him master'
[Wed Jun 12 17:08:37 2002] Rygon says out of character, 'No you charm the bard, the POD hates you, but likes the other bard'

[Wed Jun 12 17:09:34 2002] Your charm spell has worn off.
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:34 2002] Silna Songsmith says 'Die, like a motherless gnoll!'
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:34 2002] Silna Songsmith tries to punch YOU, but misses!
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:37 2002] Silna Songsmith punches YOU for 48 points of damage.
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:37 2002] Silna Songsmith punches YOU for 25 points of damage.
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:39 2002] Silna Songsmith's eyes glaze over.
[Wed Jun 12 17:09:40 2002] Silna Songsmith tells you, 'Attacking Rygon Master.'

[Wed Jun 12 17:10:15 2002] Getheli shouts, 'the bard hits you, yet she is your friend?'
[Wed Jun 12 17:10:31 2002] You shout, 'She doesn't mean it, you don't understand her'
[Wed Jun 12 17:10:55 2002] You shout, 'she can be really sweet sometimes'

Everyone keeps telling me that the trade channel is for selling things, but I like to talk to ppls there.

[Wed May 22 02:06:40 2002] You tell trade:1, 'Gum stays in your belly for like 7 years'
[Wed May 22 02:06:45 2002] Juniper tells trade:1, 'rofl'
[Wed May 22 02:06:46 2002] Budii tells trade:1, 'lol'
[Wed May 22 02:06:46 2002] Finell tells trade:1, 'haha'
[Wed May 22 02:06:47 2002] Jyrieki tells trade:1, 'WTB jaundice gems'
[Wed May 22 02:06:50 2002] Worry tells trade:1, 'tell us more oh wise one'
[Wed May 22 02:06:59 2002] Azusa tells trade:1, 'fansy owns'
[Wed May 22 02:07:05 2002] Your feet move faster.
[Wed May 22 02:07:10 2002] You say, 'I wish to make my penis journey to your mouth when we're on luclin'
[Wed May 22 02:07:10 2002] Nexus Scion says 'Take this, Fansy. You must stay inside the circle of the Spires, and keep this shard on your person. Should you need another, simply ask me. I do not think we will run out of shards any time soon! If you do NOT wish to travel to Luclin, destroy that which I gave you, or step well away from the Spires lest you be caught up in the portal. It will open soon.'


This is the Nexus Scion she's a great lady and very very strong we hang out a lot.



[Wed May 22 18:39:07 2002] Hinote tells you, 'dude I have a ? for u'
[Wed May 22 18:39:13 2002] You told Hinote, 'shoot'
[Wed May 22 18:39:22 2002] Hinote tells you, 'how come when u told that lion to attack me'
[Wed May 22 18:39:26 2002] Hinote tells you, 'the scion killed me'
[Wed May 22 18:39:30 2002] You told Hinote, 'dunno'
[Wed May 22 18:39:31 2002] Hinote tells you, 'it was a 1 hour CR lol'
[Wed May 22 18:39:35 2002] Hinote tells you, 'this my 3rd time now'
[Wed May 22 18:39:42 2002] Hinote tells you, 'i'll pay u 200pp in bazaar if u let me be'
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] Hinote is surrounded by chains of music.
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] You slash Hinote for 22 points of damage.
[Wed May 22 18:40:34 2002] Hinote tells you, '1k?'
[Wed May 22 18:41:01 2002] You have slain Hinote!

[Wed May 22 18:42:23 2002] Hinote tells you, 'y have u been there for an hour?'
[Wed May 22 18:42:27 2002] You told Hinote, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!'
[Wed May 22 18:42:32 2002] Hinote tells you, 'its only a game dude lol'
[Wed May 22 18:42:37 2002] Hinote tells you, 'GO RL'
[Wed May 22 18:58:00 2002] Hinote tells you, 'seriously man y can't u pull yourself from the game for a conversation?'
[Wed May 22 18:58:11 2002] Hinote tells you, 'is it that tough for like 20 mins?'
[Wed May 22 18:58:15 2002] You told Hinote, 'I'm a good guy!'
[Wed May 22 18:58:25 2002] Hinote tells you, 'this game is sick'
[Wed May 22 18:58:32 2002] Hinote tells you, 'it just messes up peeps livs'
[Wed May 22 18:58:41 2002] Hinote tells you, 'so addicting'
[Wed May 22 18:58:46 2002] Hinote tells you, 'nothing of value'
[Wed May 22 18:58:51 2002] Hinote tells you, 'just to waste a life away'
[Wed May 22 18:58:59 2002] Hinote tells you, 'sad'
[Wed May 22 18:59:14 2002] You told Hinote, 'my grandpa says that and also video games are rotting kids brains and this generation is worse than his'
[Wed May 22 19:00:11 2002] You told Hinote, 'but if I bring him more applesauce he gets quiet and I can play again'


The evil neuts could not stop the Priest of Discord so what else could they do but pray?

[Thu Jun 06 14:59:35 2002] Masiv says out of character, '/petition
[Sun Jun 09 18:51:49 2002] Kenner says out of character, 'bah cheater'
[Fri Jun 14 10:28:03 2002] Baddon tells you, 'you asshole im all teh way back in kaladim'
[Fri Jun 14 10:28:10 2002] Baddon tells you, 'petition time'
[Wed Jun 12 10:57:43 2002] Ixie shouts, 'thats Cheating....you...you....PUSSY'
[Mon Jun 03 03:14:12 2002] Natlie says out of character, 'are you exploiting?'
[Mon Jun 03 03:14:15 2002] Holysteed shouts, 'Fansy has never recieved a point for killing anyone :p'
[Mon Jun 03 03:15:38 2002] Fase shouts, 'yer braggin over using an exploit'
[Wed Jun 05 21:33:19 2002] Azzie says out of character, 'Watch out for Fansy exploiting the Nexus Scion'
[Mon Jun 10 00:44:34 2002] Shortdawg says out of character, 'your not pkin your exploiting'
[Thu Jun 06 21:24:23 2002] Granth tells you, 'Don't care to try your lame PoD trick on me?'
[Thu Jun 06 21:25:01 2002] You told Granth, 'Hi I'm Fansy the Famous Bard! You sound evil and stupid, so please stop talking to me'
[Fri Jun 14 08:53:40 2002] Mystero says out of character, 'ur account gonna get banned i have tons of screen shots'
[Fri Jun 14 09:59:41 2002] Mystero tells you, 'u must realize this is gonna give bad consciences for all of u eventually'
[Fri Jun 14 07:48:15 2002] [ANONYMOUS] Mystero <Grief>
[Fri Jun 14 10:00:10 2002] You told Mystero, 'this from somebody in a guild called grief?'
[Fri Jun 14 08:14:16 2002] Ixie tells you, 'hun, are you aware that your doing one o the few things that can cause banning'
[Fri Jun 14 08:14:35 2002] You told Ixie, 'I'm a good guy '
[Fri Jun 14 08:14:48 2002] You told Ixie, 'a/s/l?'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:03 2002] Ixie tells you, 'your account has been Flagged two times....meaning your close to being banned'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:15 2002] Ixie tells you, '24 female Ohio'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:13 2002] You told Ixie, 'No it hasn't'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:23 2002] You told Ixie, 'kewl 14/m/florida'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:20 2002] Ixie tells you, 'would you like to bet'
[Fri Jun 14 08:15:38 2002] You told Ixie, 'yes lets bet a million thousand dollars'

Lots of neuts try talking to me for a long time to trick me into thinking they are good guys but all it does is give me a headache they are SO BORING!

[Wed Jun 12 15:41:45 2002] Colten tells you, 'can you please not kill us greens while we attempt to bank and go about our newb business'
[Wed Jun 12 15:42:06 2002] Colten tells you, 'I don't kill goods'
[Wed Jun 12 15:42:12 2002] Colten tells you, 'I'm a good neut'
[Wed Jun 12 15:42:16 2002] Colten tells you, 'there are evil neuts too'
[Wed Jun 12 15:42:41 2002] Colten tells you, 'your prejudice is unbecoming...I just wanted to play a halfling'
[Wed Jun 12 15:58:33 2002] Colten tells you, 'I'm sorry that you don't like newts, but you're only hurting your cause by making more newb neuts dislike goods....newts that will go kill good newbs now out of a sense of vengeance'
[Wed Jun 12 15:58:55 2002] Colten tells you, 'I'm trying to unite good and newts to break evil's chokehold'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:48 2002] Colten tells you, 'people are talking about CCing you...you've made that many people angry'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:57 2002] You told Colten, 'Oh no!'
[Wed Jun 12 16:00:11 2002] Colten tells you, 'is this worth getting on the entire neut hit list? I don't understand your malice'
[Wed Jun 12 16:00:37 2002] Colten tells you, 'well, they're coming for you now...quite a few high levels...you won't survive'

OH NO!  High levels!

His sword has toxic emissions. 


[Wed Jun 12 16:01:43 2002] Vada has been slain by Lendel Deeppockets!
[Wed Jun 12 16:01:35 2002] Haniniganaremi has been slain by Hebber Druneny!

[Wed Jun 12 16:02:05 2002] Colten tells you, 'so why do you do this?'
[Wed Jun 12 16:02:25 2002] Colten tells you, 'it seems like a not very good thing to do'
[Wed Jun 12 16:02:56 2002] You told Colten, 'If it's for the good guys it's the best thing to do!'
[Wed Jun 12 16:03:01 2002] You told Colten, 'Hooray good team!'
[Wed Jun 12 16:03:09 2002] Colten tells you, 'rather than assume that all neuts are bad, why not look at individuals....some newts spend all their time killing evils'
[Wed Jun 12 16:03:19 2002] Colten tells you, 'killing newts isn't as good for goods as killing evils'
[Wed Jun 12 16:04:21 2002] You told Colten, 'what if there are evils killing newts that are killing evils that help goods who kill newts and you kill them?'

[Wed Jun 12 14:11:48 2002] Witil tells you, 'y wont u let me go to bank'
[Wed Jun 12 15:49:14 2002] You shout, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!'
[Wed Jun 12 15:49:23 2002] Wittle tells you, 'do you enjoy provoking distainable feelings opon your ideology?'
[Wed Jun 12 15:49:35 2002] You told Wittle, 'I LIKE THE GOOD GUYS'
[Wed Jun 12 15:50:56 2002] Wittle tells you, 'can you please just let me quest in peace, i want to work for the good, but i can't be a good person with the character i want to be, understand?'
[Wed Jun 12 15:52:31 2002] Wittle tells you, 'i also want to be a double agent for the good, another method by which to take down the evil, for i have not seen actions that implicate that the good is doing all it can to win this distasteful war'
[Wed Jun 12 15:52:44 2002] You told Wittle, 'GO GO GOOD TEAM!'
[Wed Jun 12 15:53:40 2002] Wittle tells you, 'yeah yeah yeah, i heard that one already, can you have an itelligent concersation with me that might inspire me to change, or are you just like the evil in the world?'
[Wed Jun 12 15:54:01 2002] You told Wittle, 'Well ok, but just this once.'
[Wed Jun 12 15:54:52 2002] Wittle tells you, 'just this once? how on norrath do you plan to win oevr the confused masses without intelligent communacation?'
[Wed Jun 12 15:59:46 2002] Wittle tells you, 'so do you not deny that your actions are indicative of evil? are you also so quick to assume that just because someone is not specifically on your side that they must die immediately?'
[Wed Jun 12 16:00:30 2002] You told Wittle, 'My grandpa said that people who can't make up their minds are doin no good at all'
[Wed Jun 12 16:04:29 2002] Wittle tells you, 'so do you think that merely saying that you are good makes you that? i say that each person is made of their actions, none of which for me were against you or the good'
[Wed Jun 12 16:04:56 2002] You told Wittle, 'I am a good guy'
[Wed Jun 12 16:05:04 2002] You told Wittle, 'Neuts are just trendy like the drama kids at school'
[Wed Jun 12 16:05:20 2002] You told Wittle, 'You guys wear your polo shirts but do you think about being original? NO just trendy'
[Wed Jun 12 16:05:27 2002] You told Wittle, 'marilyn manson wouldn't be newt he'd be good'
[Wed Jun 12 16:05:53 2002] Wittle tells you, 'frankly i'm insulted that you wuld be so quick to assume such things of me'

Wed Jan 23 22:15:57 2002] You told Thersites, 'Sir you are neutral! Do you not understand? You are not good, I am!'
[Wed Jan 23 22:16:08 2002] You told Thersites, 'if this were a movie, the audience would be cheering for me, the good guy!'
[Wed Jan 23 22:17:19 2002] You told Thersites, 'I am out for justice!'
[Wed Jan 23 22:17:35 2002] Thersites tells you, 'justice against what? I'm the guy that doesn't kill greens'
[Wed Jan 23 22:17:43 2002] Thersites tells you, 'you prove your falsity'
[Wed Jan 23 22:17:58 2002] You told Thersites, 'There is no green or red in movies sir! Just good guys, bad guys, and people who can't make up their minds (you)'

[Wed Jan 23 22:52:55 2002] Thersites tells you, 'I will shout Pansy the coward, as all Anarchia is shouting across the world as we speak'
[Wed Jan 23 22:53:48 2002] You told Thersites, 'Yes, let my name ring far and wide! (but it is not Pansy FYI, it's F-A-N-S-Y) and let them know their evil days are at an end! FOR I AM HERE NORRATH! I AM HERE!'
[Wed Jan 23 22:54:22 2002] Thersites tells you, 'and Pansy it is'
[Wed Jan 23 22:54:38 2002] You told Thersites, 'sir your memory needs checking up! My name is Fansy!'
[Wed Jan 23 22:54:56 2002] Thersites tells you, 'no longer will you be known as fansy. you will always be pansy to me'
[Wed Jan 23 22:55:05 2002] You told Thersites, 'Perhaps you need a memory spell! Ha ha! Memory spell! That is a joke I made up (because there really isn't a memory spell)'



The no-rules server makes another exception for Fansy!

[Fri Jun 14 11:18:01 2002] Trot tells the group, 'eek'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:03 2002] Trot tells the group, 'whered he go'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:04 2002] You say out of character, 'where's my pod'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:07 2002] Silna Songsmith says 'My comrades will avenge my death.'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:09 2002] You tell your party, 'GMs despawned him I bet'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:17 2002] You shout, 'gm's are despawning my friends!'
[Fri Jun 14 11:18:23 2002] You shout, 'Time to go!'



[Fri Jun 14 11:22:32 2002] You wave at Storom.
[Fri Jun 14 11:23:21 2002] * GM * [50 Rogue] Storom (Halfling) <Prophets of Vengeance>
[Fri Jun 14 11:24:37 2002] You say, 'You don't have a problem with this do you?'
[Fri Jun 14 11:24:48 2002] Storom says, 'well....yeah'
[Fri Jun 14 11:28:01 2002] You say, 'if I don't use pod, and only use guards is it ok?'
[Fri Jun 14 11:28:25 2002] Storom says, 'it's not really fair to use the guards and such'
[Fri Jun 14 11:28:49 2002] Cloudd says, 'is he breaking any rules?'
[Fri Jun 14 11:28:52 2002] You say, 'I never read a rule like that'
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:21 2002] Storom says, 'this is going to be your 1 warning'
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:51 2002] You have been summoned!
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:51 2002] Your feet move faster.
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:57 2002] Your feet move faster.
[Fri Jun 14 11:34:00 2002] You have been summoned!
[Fri Jun 14 11:34:01 2002] Pain and suffering tries to strike YOU, but misses!
[Fri Jun 14 11:34:01 2002] You died.
[Fri Jun 14 11:34:01 2002] Pain and suffering tries to strike YOU, but misses!
[Fri Jun 14 11:34:01 2002] You died.
 

I logged on another character to look at corpses and talk to ppls.  They all got rezzes, don't worry!


[Fri Jun 14 11:32:37 2002] Ihatefansy tells trade:1, 'Fansy is not a good pvper, and I bet he is fat too'
[Fri Jun 14 11:32:42 2002] Muddah says out of character, 'pansy is a RL idiot fyi'
[Fri Jun 14 11:32:45 2002] Idontlikefansy tells trade:1, 'Fansy is gay and fat'
[Fri Jun 14 11:32:46 2002] Wegolan shouts, 'can't do anything with an exploiter bard that is bound in a zone and doesn't care about dying'
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:13 2002] Trot tells trade:1, 'gms getting involved in pvp is the lamest thing i have ever seen'
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:48 2002] Haniniganaremi says out of character, 'i dont mind a lame exploit now n then but Fancy is retarded'
[Fri Jun 14 11:33:59 2002] Wegolan says out of character, 'you guys should do this experience. looks at rv with these corpses, and then you close your eyes and type /hidecorpse all and look again'
[Fri Jun 14 11:35:04 2002] Dhalsim tells trade:1, 'fansy sucks'
[Fri Jun 14 11:35:10 2002] Boduar says out of character, 'Did neutrals finally take back RV'
[Fri Jun 14 11:36:47 2002] Muddah says out of character, 'Gms ganked fansy...cuz enuff ppl petitioned about it'
[Fri Jun 14 11:38:25 2002] Kudor tells trade:1, 'i hear fansey is a granchild and his grandfather helps him play'

[Fri Jun 14 10:36:40 2002] Cheetoer tells trade:1, 'how can Rivervale be a good town? neuts only character can be made there'


 

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Thanks to...

Lovey for providing Sunshinne, Fonso and myself with items and advice during our tender newbie days. And also for teaching me the "bard-burn" tactic.
Nevron for the MM drums, and also for being an all-around good guy!
Svanja, Lovey, Toomuch and Twiggy for building Flowers of Happiness on Sullon Zek into a guild filled with teh funney.
Raging Rainbows for making the good guys even more hardcore.
Snuggs and Gomur for coming to Sullon Zek with me (both times!).
GM Xenaida ^_^
Everyone who isn't afraid to be a hero against all odds and joins the GOOD GUYS!

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