Woodshelf

Fat

Woodshelf being pwned by Lolnoob.

Ugly

Woodshelf round eye has always endevored in the mammary gland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_gland

The above reference will give details of his obsessed area of the female anatomy.

He also once claimed to be part of HIV and was male sex partner to a male named arri. This also happened to be the same Arri that Blart killed (heroe of the swamp)

In the end we know Gnomes rule and wood elves drool !

Woodshelf grew up and left neverland :(