Likes Women's Volleyball and walking around in circles saying "wavey gravy" over and over during earthquakes until they pass.
Liked to bring broken bike chains to school to choke people with, lube to grease school hallway floors and chocolate laxatives to give to both friends and enemies.
Has a dad with knobby knees that runs like a girl. His dad also breathes through his nose very rapidly when he finds something amusing, but not funny enough to warrant an open laugh or chuckle.