NotaCult:About

It's that time of the week to do laundry. I don't have a washer and dryer at my house, so I have to do it at a laundromat. Problem is, it's fucking freezing outside and I'm going to be bored out of my mind. Here's where YOU come in!

Do you live in the Long Beach area? Do you have a washer and dryer at your house? Is your house warm and cozy? Are you a good cook? Do you like fat, ethnic women? Are you sociable with a great sense of humor? Are you sane and not a murderer/rapist? Sweet! Then email me. You cook dinner, I dump my load in your washer, and you dump your load in me. Deal? Deal! Your picture gets mine! If things work out, this could be a regular thing. And when I say "washer and dryer at your house," I mean an in-house washer and dryer, not a laundry unit in your apartment complex. The whole point of my posting is so that I can do my laundry indoors without freezing my ass off.  :)