From NotaCult
The introduction is also known as "the beginning".
Dude, all I know is that 8-9 years ago I was walking around rallos and some niggaz from <Flowers of Happiness> just ran up on me and did the 1-2 gangbang on my ass. I was like wtf, but the guys were so funny I was like, "whos dik i gotta suck to join?" Of course it was that nigga blart and I had to go to the marshes (I WAS IN FUKIN FREEPORT LONG WALK K). So I get there and that nigga was prty cool, he killed shit alot and was like thug. So, I then go on my new guilds website and they had the most funniest comic adventures of them killin niggaz in Ultima Online and Blart having his own stories about defending the marshes. It was hella fun and I was like cool. Then I got sent to germany, then went to irak, then came back and went to college. I missed out on alot of shit and then one day I was like omg darkfall is coming out. I knew one guild that would be on there trolling it up. Thats right, Flowers of Happiness. So I came back here and everyone still a troll, naes is hooked on meth, some faggot with a lion avatar is a faggot, and everyone else is still playing eq. Now, if that vapourware called Darkfall can just materialize I can see my #1 stunna favorite guild in the world rise to the fame and stardom it deserves rather than copy/pasting everything from fyad and posting it in forams.
