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ViewsFlowers of HappinessFrom NotaCultFlowers of Happiness is a neo-furry cyber faggott bar dedicated to the promotion of scatulous happenings all over internet
[edit] IntroductionThis guild includes a plethora of ideals and ideologies from a conservative eloquent dapper gnome to a faggity hippy liberal like sadien. We also have commie bastards like the guy with the lundgren avatar. We are global community with weirdo british gits like thelemonsong and german nazi-superhumans like r0xx0r who are superior to everyone else. African americans like Chairmen N word that claims his inferiority is do to masturbation techniques from karma sutra. However, this might pale in comparison to other guilds and their lore. We have acomplished more then any other guild in history. Through our diversity and loathing hate for the Status symbols of society. Rancar has since became the first sucessful flower as an angstronaught and is now circling the earth. true story. Blart has gone into a deep slumber to emerge at the next great rift in time. Geandilly has retired dopey as he finally had sex with a non plastic girl for a very reasonable fee. Miscreant Gnomie though fat retarded and lazy has had a few flower children to represent the guild in real life. He drives either an unfortunate or funny car, depending if you're blind or not.
FACT: Flowers of Happiness is often mistaken for the infinitely superior "Fires of Heaven" raiding guild, whose members are intelligent and socially acceptable. FACT: Flowers is a gay guild name, sorry but it's the truth yall. QUIT. REMOVE. [edit] The EverQuest EraFlowers of Happiness was one of the premiere EverQuest guilds. Excelling in PvP, PvE, PvU, PvL, and PvR, the guild made its marks in the test of time throughout the ages. In the beginning, there was Rallos Zek.
[edit] Rallos Zek History suggests that at the time of the initial guild creation, the founder's name of "Happy Flowers" was turned down by the game lords, and thus Flowers of Happiness was born unto the womb of a pregnant dwarf. The guild began to slay lower level characters, while running from higher ones. Under the leadership of Blart the Great, the guild spread happiness across the server. This server featured PvP perks such as item loot, exp death, and free-for-all WW2 tank/airplane fighting action.
[edit] Sullon ZekFansy the Bard returned from Microsoft Train Simulator to team up with Sand Giants[1] in order to stop the bad guys from bullying other children around. In response to this, the server rules were changed to accommodate Fansy's style of play. The rules were changed from the previous "no rulez" to "you can kill Fansy since he is below level 6". [edit] Support GroupsFoH currently provides counseling to the general public in the following alternate worlds (FYI Savage 2 is shit:
[edit] MembersMembers of Flowers of Happiness are chosen with careful consideration. The guild is widely known for turning down even the most well-equipped adventurers. However, Flowers of Happiness is like a gang of (happy) gangsters, because once you are in, you are in for life (Scooby-Doo, etc). Below is a list of members.
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