You remember these guys, right? It's from the forum where people play out their fantasies of having sex as wood elves, iksars, druids, faeries, mushrooms, paladins... you get the idea.  Anyway, I found this to be a great guide on how to have sex with a lizard.  Maybe you iguana owners will get something out of it:
Palou
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posted 03-15-2001 04:50 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
He sets Roller back on the ground and slides around next to Durga. Feeling much more impulsive from the strong Lager, he rest his hand on Durga's leg, feeling her warm soft skin.

"That wass a great dinner. What iss there to do to relax around here?" he asked, grinning at Durga.


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posted 03-15-2001 06:06 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Durga stiffened alittle bit feeling his hand on her leg. She finished putting the dishes in the sink, then casualy moved to face Palou. With a slight smirk she shook her head alittle. "I've taken to curling up by a fireplace and reading a book, or sitting out in the warm summer nights with friends, talking about whatever comes to mind." She went back to cleaning up the dishes. "As for dinner, thank Trill, she cooked it. I was helping you with the bath, remember." She looked over her shoulder to him and grinned.
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posted 03-15-2001 10:54 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Hisss, well then Thank you Trillee. That was the bessst meal I've had for a year." He said, smiling at Trill.

Turning around, he walked over to the fireplace and lay down on a small pile of pillows on the ground, not able to sit in any chair with a backing. He looked over at Lorinene and patted the surface of the pillow, inviting her to lay next to him in front of the fireplace.


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posted 03-16-2001 01:50 AM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Smiled at Palou, more then sober enough to understand his intentions, though that hasnt stopped her before.

She stood up, purposely leaving the glass on wine on the table, and sat accross from Palou on the hardwood floor.

"Well this fire it quite cozy dont you think?"


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Trill grinned. "You're most welcomed." She got up, and gave ther rest of the dishes to Durga, then walked out towards the door. "If you donnae mind, I'll be right back. I've just thought of something, and need to go pick it up." She winked and scooted out the door into Kelethin.

Durga finished the dishes, then placed them all away, looking at Loriene and Palou, her eye brow raised to the latter. "Comfy?" She asked with a slight smirk.


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posted 03-16-2001 05:07 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou lay back, basking in the heat of the fireplace and smiled at Loriene.

"Thiss iss very nice." he said, gently massaging Loriene's shoulder.

Sobering up slightly, he heard Durga and grinned right back at her.

"Very comfy." he said to her and turned back to Loriene, rubbing his hand over her shoulders and back.

[This message has been edited by Palou (edited 03-16-2001).]


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posted 03-16-2001 05:14 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Durga shook her head and chuckled, takeing up a seat near them by the fire. "Well glad you are then." She smiled, and leaned back, sipping her wine. "Seems you've found a way to relax, atleast."
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posted 03-16-2001 09:51 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Oh I can tell he is very relax right now, I just hope its not the wine that is causing it, tis isnt the easiest drink to start on..." Loriene said, enjoying the feeling in her shoulder, half-wondering if he would find out how talented she was in massaging others.
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posted 03-17-2001 01:33 AM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou smiled at Loriene and gently pulled off her tunic, massaging her bare skin. He grew noticibly excited and bulged through the thin cloth. He kept massaging Loriene's back and shoulders, feeling her soft skin on his scaled hands.

"I only had one glasss to loosssen up." he said, rubbing his hands down her back and grinning at her. "I'm relaxed from that great meal, bath and thisss warm fire."


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Durga looked over to the two on the pillows. "Hmmm" She thought, judging up the sway of actions. "I'd say you've losened up quite well." She reached over and stroked one hand down his back, feeling the curvatures of his now softend scales. "If need be, I think the ice in the basin has almost melten, in a little while..." She smirked, continueing to stroke her hand gently down his back. She looked over to Loriene and winked, hopeing she caught her direction.
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posted 03-17-2001 05:20 AM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"I'll say he has..." she replied returning her wink, still looking at her tunic, which moments before was comfortably on her, now crumpled on the floor.

"So how big is that basin of yours? Able to fit more than one?" she said with an coy smirk on her lips.


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posted 03-17-2001 10:57 AM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"The basin is for holding the water... the tub however, my guess would easily fit.. four or five." She returned Loriene's smile. "After I put the water into the tub, someone will have to heat the chamber under the tub." She shifted herself on the chair so that both her hands could now smoothe down Palou's back.
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Palou shifted around a bit, hissing in pleasure from Durga's soft touch. He moved his hands around Loriene's sides, rubbing gently down to her hips and up again.

"Trill can heat it very nice, where did ssshe go? We can ssee if Durga's guess is correct." he said with a relaxed grin on his face.

He shifted again, throbbing hard against his loincloth, very excited from Durga's gentle touch and Loriene's soft Elven skin.


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posted 03-17-2001 03:52 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Aye I'm sure we will..." she said giving him a wink, all the while slowly moving her hands over Palous, "...but considering what your hands are doing to my back..." she contined, while moving his hands onto her breasts, squeezing his hands slightly, "...I might be happier if they were up here."
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posted 03-17-2001 05:34 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou massaged his fingers over Loriene's breasts, squeezing gently. He pulled her closer, turning her to face him. He returned his hands to her breasts and rubbed his fingers around her nipples, feeling the soft, firm skin.

He leaned gently back into Durga's soothing massage. Unable to confine his excitement any longer he pulled off the thin cloth and spread out on the pillows, still massaging Loriene's breasts.

"Thisss feelss ssso good.." he hissed out in pleasure.

[This message has been edited by Palou (edited 03-17-2001).]


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posted 03-17-2001 08:19 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"She probaly has gotten called away by her husband. They are in such tune with eachother, he can send thoughts to her mentaly." The Paladin said said as she slid herself down off the chair and next to Palou, her hands caressing over his shoulders. She slid them down over his sides and hips to his thighs, just barely touching his groin area. "Besides, Loriene knows practicaly the same spells, or, I can use my sword." She whispered into his ear.
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posted 03-17-2001 10:40 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou felt te heat of Durga's skin around his thighs teasing him even more. He brough his hands to Durga's body, caressing her smooth skin.

"Letss go now, it isss very comfortable and there isss more than enough room for all three of uss." he said as he stood up, caressing both of their soft skins as he rose. He stood in front of them naked, his erection at full length and pointed out at them.


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posted 03-17-2001 10:51 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Durga grinned and chuckled alittle. She stood up, and adjusted her white cotten tunic, and went to the mantle, pulling out her sword, still sheathed. "Alright, but let me melt the ice a little more." She winked and unsheathed her weapon. The blade seemed to ignight as it touched the air. "And luckaly, this only burns what I want it to."

She walked in the back were the basin was kept.


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posted 03-17-2001 10:58 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Aye I have quite a few spells I could use, but right now I think it should be warm enough that if we sit very close should be fine." she said in a naughty voice.

With that she stood up and kicked off her boots before walking to the basin. Looking over her shoulder at the two she asked, "Whats taking you two so long?" while unbuckling her pants and letting them fall to the floor, kicking them out of the way to the wall, and slipping into the water.

"Well its a little cold..." she said faking a shiver, "...I sure hope someone is going to join me."


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posted 03-17-2001 11:35 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
(ooc hrmm =\ can I get the water in the tub >.< ROFL)

Durga dragged the basin from the back room. "I sware this thing get's heavier every time..." She muttered and pulled it into the tub room. She saw Loriene in the tup and stood there with her hand on her hip. "You are going to be so cold when I dump the water in there." She grinned evily, hoisting up the basin, and pouring the icy cold water on Loriene.

After the water was all in the tub, Durga put the basin in the back room, and came out with her sword. She chucked the compartment, noticeing the fire was still lit. "Hrmmm, guess we're all good to go then." She stood up and unfasten her tunic, placeing it on the counter, then her pants. Her body was very battle toned, but was white in color, as if she'd never seen the sun.

She looked in the cupboard at the oils. "Let's see, lavender is a sexual supresent... Pine doesn't do that much either... haha! a special blend made by a shaman friend!" She grinned and pulled out the bottle. Stepping near the tub, she pulled out the sea spunge and sat on the rim.


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posted 03-18-2001 01:56 AM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
/ooc oopsie it was pointed out that i was calling the tub the basin got confused there hehe

Loriene looked up at Durga smiling before she realized what the paladin was about to do. A look of (slight) fear for a second crossed her face as Durga began pouring in the water.

"EEEK!!" she screamed and covering herself up as well as she could, not moving till she could feel the cold water no longer running down her back. As quickly as she could she jumped out of the tub and shivered, her teeth chattering.

"Oh... I am sooo gonna get you for that..." she said in a joking voice, then stuck her tongue out and then had to laugh slightly at her own foolishness for being in there.

"Well scratch the idea of us just huddling in there, least not for a few minutes." she said, her teeth chattering still, "Either of you have any ideas what we can do till then?"

[This message has been edited by Loriene (edited 03-18-2001).]


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Palou chuckled as Durga dumped the icy water on Loriene and watched Durga get undressed.

"Well, I'm ssstumped." he said, trying to hold back a laugh.


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posted 03-18-2001 04:27 AM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Well if you are going to be stumped, think you could come over here and help warm me up?" Loriene said, the chattering of her teeth becoming softer and less audible by the second.
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posted 03-18-2001 07:56 AM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Durga laughed out. "We;;, that's what happens when you get in there before I can put in the water."

She gave a coy smile, and dumped in abit of the 'oil' into the now warmed water. The fragrence that came from the water was intoxicating, to say the least. "Well, you can probaly get warm in the tub again. It heats fairly quickly." She siad with a wink, still sitting on the side of the tub.


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posted 03-18-2001 09:47 AM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Seeing Loriene still shivering he wrapped his arms around her, rubbing his hands up and down her back. Hearing that the water was warm he gently lifts Loriene and lays her in the warm water, crawling in next to her.

"The water iss nice. Come on in Durga." he said still rubbing his hands around on Loriene's back. "Feeling better Loriene?"


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posted 03-18-2001 12:20 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Well if by better you mean not freezing cold, then yes, I feel much better..." she says smirking, then relaxes back into the tub and puts her arm around Palou.

"I can think of other things that feel even better still though..."


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Durga lift her legs to her chest, clasping her armaround them as she sat on the edge of the tub. She shook her head and grinned. "Hmmm, I donno... You two seem awfuly cozy. I'd hate to intrude." She said in a teasing voice.
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posted 03-18-2001 07:42 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Without a word in a quick and smooth action Loriene stood up and grabbed Durga leg with one hand, and the back of her head and neck with the other, then threw herself backwards, pulling the both of them underwater.

With a splash Loriene stood up and shook her head around getting her hair out of her eyes, then stuck her tongue out at Durga quickly.

"Thats for the cold water."

She went back and sat next to Palou, and put her arm around him again before saying, "Now that you are in though, might as well get cozy too."


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posted 03-18-2001 08:20 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou chuckled at the scene, sitting up a bit.

"There's plenty of room Durga, come get cozy with us." He said, smirking. He wrapped his tail around Durga's leg and put his other arm around her, gently feeling over her back and sides.


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posted 03-18-2001 09:33 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
She barely got a chance to yell before she was under the water. She slowly raised her head, her black hair framing around and over her face. "That, was uncallded for!" She breathed, sticking her tongue out as well.

Durga slide herself along up to the other side of Palou, and crossed her arms some. "I wasn't the one who got into the tub before the water was put in..." She chuckled and slide one ofer her hands along Palou's thighs.


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posted 03-18-2001 11:42 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Ya.. well.. I.. umm.." she trailed off, unable to think of a witty retort fast enough, "I was thinking it would be more cozy like that."

"I suppose you're going to get me back for that though?" she said with a wicked and hopeful look in her eye.

Sliding her hand along Palou's other leg, slowly moving her hand in a small circle inching her way towards his inner thigh she asked in a soft voice, "So what shall we do now that we are all here?"


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posted 03-19-2001 12:38 AM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Maybe.." The paladin smirked, her hand strokeing Palou's inner thigh, teasingly moveing around his groin. "You'll never know till it's to late."

"As for what we could do now..." She grinned looking at his stiff member. "I think he's got a few ideas in his head."


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posted 03-18-2001 10:25 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"I've got a few ideas too.." Loriene said, also stealing glances at Palou's stiff member, swearing that it still seemed to be still growing under the water.

Licking her lips she turned her head to face Palou and said, "So which idea will be first Palou? We have allll night to try them all"


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posted 03-19-2001 01:39 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou squirmed in pleasure as the two gently stroked around his thigh. He licked his own lips, showing off his long, lizard tongue. He felt his erection throb uncontrollably as he ran his hands down to Loriene's and Durga's inner thighs.

"You look like you've never sseen an Iksssar before, Loriene. Go ahead and show us what you're thinking." he said nodding at Loriene, noticing her staring at his erection, poking it above the water.


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posted 03-19-2001 05:06 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Well... if I was to show you what i'm thinking right now, it would be very selfish of me to do, and that just wouldn't do..." she said, grinning at both of them mischievously.

"...but you are right, I have never seen an Iksar... this close... before, and there is something I would like to try..."

Running her hand along his inner thigh she grasped his member and stroked it slowly a few times before bringing her mouth to the tip of it and running her tongue around it exploringly. It was different in texture and taste than humans or elves, but in a good way.

"Mmmm..." she said lifting her head back up, her hand still on his member, "I should have taken the time to visit Cabilis."

/ooc I know exploringly isnt a word but couldnt think of the right one for it...

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Palou tensed up and squirmed slightly as she grasped his throbbing cock and relaxed again as she stroked his shaft gently, wrapping his tail loosly around her back. He feels a rush of pleasure as her tongue rolls around his swollen head.

He leans his head back and hisses in pleasure, running a hand down Loriene's back and running his other hand up Durga's inner thigh. He turns his head and, on an impulse kisses her on the lips. He flicks his tongue around, tasting her lips.


ooc - The best an Iksar can kiss without having much for lips at least


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posted 03-19-2001 08:52 PM     Profile for Aanily   Email Aanily  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Durga moand alittle and met his kiss with her own lips. Her hand also stroked along his member, then up his stomach. She grinned evily at him. "I know what I would love to try, if Loriene is busy down there, I bet your tongue would need something to taste." She slid herself up onto the tile counter that surounded the tub, leaning down to kiss him again.
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posted 03-19-2001 11:04 PM     Profile for Loriene   Email Loriene  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Well if he is going to be busy up there then I will definately be busy down here." she said, adjusting the way she was sitting for better access, then looked at Durga and smirked mischievously before she took Palou's throbbing member into her mouth again.

This time however she took more than the tip into her mouth, insted she took everything she could until her face was submerged underwater. After a few seconds of running her tongue along his shaft she pulled her head out of the water and gasped slightly for breath.

"Well this won't do... good thing I have a spell for situations like this." she said and grinned Palou.

With a few practiced gestures and words a faint glow surrounded Loriene for a moment, and before Palou knew it she had dropped her head underwater again and taken his entire shaft in.

/ooc i know that spell takes a fishscale, but Loriene isnt in the mood to get out of the tub so lets just say she doesnt need it at her level ;p


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posted 03-20-2001 01:33 PM     Profile for Palou   Email Palou  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Palou grinned at Durga, and rest his hands on her thigh as she sat over him. He let out a louder hiss of pleasure as Loriene dropped underwater, licking down his shaft and began running his tongue down Durga's body. He saw Loriene cast a spell and duck back underwater and suddenly felt a wave of pleasure roll over him. Unable to speak, he gently rocked his hips, and licked circles around Durga's nipples, looking up at her to see her reactions.

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Hearing Durgas reaction Palou she tilted her head slightly and out of the corner of her eye she saw his tongue licking her body.

She smiled to herself wondering the pleasures his long tongue could bring. That thought alone excited her, and brought about a familiar pleasureable sensation between her legs.

Pulling her head up again she gave his nipple a lick before ducking completely underwater. Seconds later Palou could feel Lorienes hands on either of his legs pushing them apart. He offered no resistance.

Before long she was busy sucking on his long hard shaft, gently fondling his balls with one hand, while satisfying her own urges between her legs with the other.

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Palou smiled up at Durga and licked down to her inner thigh, very gently lapping at her moist folds. Feeling he legs being pushed apart he closed his eyes and buried his face between Durga's legs, moaning and hissing in complete pleasure.

He began running his hand down Loriene's back, resting it on her butt, gently rubing her soft skin, rocking his hips in pleasure as she squeezed his balls gently.


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