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Become a Flower!

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BECOME A FLOWER


So you want to become a flower eh? It's not easy. You'll have to go on a dynamic quest we call "find the nearest officer".

Before heading off on that quest though, you must be familiar with the flower philosophy. And, as always, we are only accepting players who are "The #1 PvPr on the server". 

We currently play on Rallos Zek and Sullon Zek.  (click on the server names for more information)

 


To join the Rallos Zek Flowers, click Here

To join the Sullon Zek flowers, you will also have to do something stupid on the application forum.



Recruiting:

While flower officers will usually wait for someone to complete the quest to join, it's not uncommon for us to invite "special" players when we spot them:

Akkirus (Former Lead GM of Rallos Zek)
Cutie-Patootie!
GluteusMaximus
Sexy Ogre
PoopyFaceMan - A True Hero
Screw Your What? It's Turning Purple!
Hooray for Tuna Stank!
Swamp Defender
Pancreas Cancer
BunkWeed
Chuggawugga ChooChoo
Dingleberry
DogDog
Meningitis
DirtyDiaperz
N.A.M.B.L.A.
Faatalbert
HersheySquirts
RabidManatee
FlowerPuff
StinkyMuff
Teddy Ruxpin
Wrong server, Tigol stalker #542!
McFatass
Lavern & Shirley
Blartmeforever
Bigassbong
Ismashyourhead
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Messinmapants
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