Woodshelf

Fat

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Ugly

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Woodshelf round eye has always endevored in the mammary gland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_gland
The above reference will give details of his obsessed area of the female anatomy.
He also once claimed to be part of HIV and was male sex partner to a male named arri.
This also happened to be the same Arri that Blart killed (heroe of the swamp)
In the end we know Gnomes rule and wood elves drool !
Woodshelf grew up and left neverland :(