Beastro of Nektulos, Lv6 Troll Shadowknight of Rallos Zek
Armed with his Smoldering Brand and Shiny Brass Shield he became the terror of Nektulos Forest and the Commonlands and the nightmare of anyone who ever leveled a Dark Elf from March '01 to August '03.
Born Yessir in March of 2000, armed with only the Rusty Two Handed Sword he was born wit, he was destroyed by wocked GMs in the Autumn of 2000 for locking down Nektulos Forest one too many days, only to be resurrected as Beastro by a bored
Bluebie Druid that needed some venue to vent his
rage at being stuck at killing Faydedar for his epic for years on end.
Once waged a one man war on
Flowers of Happiness earning him many Adamantite Bands and a legendary Mithril Breastplate. The latter in a fight so epic the vanquished FoH twinks final words became the Beastronean dynasties family motto:
U Mugio (U Low). Although the war against FoH went well, he quickly converted to Flowerism after seeing the face of
Blart in the entrails of a dead level two enchanter he one shotted with his vendor bow as she sat on the newbie log.
Was soon joined in the fight against the unending hordes of Dark Elves by his fellow Troll SKs
Wackymarv and Beastro's transvesitte half-brother Menzies.
Would always break even from sold newbie gear to restock his many bags of arrows for another day until Sony kissed him over by taking away looting newb corpses and then removed droppable money.
Is de-facto leader of FoH on
Darkfall on its (eventual) release.
Is in an eternal struggle with the evil forces of
Wimpy Ranger and
Warhammer Online due to having the gall of hyping Darkfall.
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