Spreadng Hapiness in the heathlands (a tale of haven and hearth)

[Salem Orchid]

Inspired by Chewie's great noob griefing montage's, I've decided to put a little more effort into my kill shots from the game haven and hearth.. so here goes..




Basically, this guy on the forums said ---

"On behalf of myself, I hereby declare.

ainran and dis are faggots, I hope they all take dicks up their asses etc.

Come and kill me faggots."

Knowing he's a noob, and not really worth our time, we told him... not gona come kill you, would probably just one shot you and it would be over, after this, he challenged us saying he would not be one shot, and that we wouldn't even find him. Screens say otherwise, - this game is permadeath by the way.

[Salem Orchid]

A little back storry, HnH is an indie game, (currently abandon wear as the developers spend their time on Paradox's Salem)... It's a perma death MMORPG, with no NPC's, and no caps on skills (poopsock4life). You basically start off as a little hearthling in the middle of the woods, and build up from there, start with a fence and a house, then a palisade and start your farm, make your brick wall next, mine holes and start acquiring metal, ect ect. All the interactions are player made, but there's absolutely nothing dictating how these interactions go. Perhaps there is a resource (clay, water, soil) you are contending for with another village? You can trade with them, come to an mutual agreement with them, or just kill them and level their village to the ground.

Right now, the world (world 6 started in.. september 2011) is dominated by two factions, Gommorah (which I am the lawspeaker of), and Dis (whom ladygoo is the lawspeaker of), we joined forces in January and crushed all opposition. I actually moved from HnH to EQ because things were getting boring, with no enemies to fight, along with a few other reasons, but I still log on to kill the forum warrior, and make sure my village is doing well.

[Salem Orchid]

Bold defenders of the Starfall Woods -

We had been informed some people were mining into one of the layers of Stafall Woods mining co', it's miners pleading for our assistance. We accepted and set up camp on the first layer, above the one they were mining too.



Informants from the Starfall Woods mining company let us know when the enemy had breached the third layer, and within moments, we had sprung down the minehole and launched a surprise attack!

The raiders were clearly not ready to fight anyone but some noobs and were quickly dispatched. The miner was parched and tried to flee on crawl speed but was quickly hit moving and soon after killed. Another stood around clueless as I charged at him, 3 charges in - as if though Portgas himself taught this raider how to fight - he threw a punch at me and started running, he had regained his senses and juked my first sting, but was punched by Swarls on the next move quickly dying after this. The third was hardly worth mentioning, and died in a corner somewhere.

[Thelemonsong]

It is always good to see happiness exists all around us and in a number of different games.