To the flowers

[Mance]

I don't know any of you, nor do i particularly want to meet you hohoho. BUT...I must say I am a huge fan of your websight. I'm not a pk but I do love to pick fights and talk trash, and as such, get a kick from reading your posts. The Defense of the swamp picture has to rank up their with the mona lisa, imho. Blart is indead a true artist.



Being the true random flower that he is, I MUST add him to my collection of pk kills ! I have nothing personal against the rather large green man, but a trophy such as a Blart kill would be, I simply, can not pass up ! I must hunt and kill the defender of the swamps ! It is a win win situation for me, either I get the blart kill picture, or he kills me, and I get a shot at my own picture on one of my favorite web sights !



You guys are total assholes i'm sure hohoho, but you crack me up to no end.



Looking forward to taking a shot at the defender of the swamps,



Mance Malhavoc

51 Wanderer

Shadow Gypsies

Rallos Zek


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[Fry]

Tanks mance!



Blart probably wouldn't have attacked you right off, since you teleported him once a long time ago for free. But since you'll be huntin the big green guy.....



stock up on poison resist gear <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">


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[Icedheartt]

Kick his ass Blart <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b">


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[Dismenace]

Damn damn damn,



Is this the same Mance who used to keep trying to get to my wife Heleena?? Man if so I just want to open a can of whoop ass on this fool! Druids so fun to kill! *sits* *applies poisons* Weeee I am ready when you are Mance! Add me to your list too please I've been meaning to put on some more KoS lists.



Dismenace Bloodthorne

Officer and Murderer of Flowers of Happiness


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[Mance]

hehe



heleena? I don't think i've ever heard of her. But I think I'm the only "Mance" on server. No one else could be nearly as cool as me. :P



Dismenace I will try to get a kill pic of you to ! The defender of the swamps inkie side kick would be a great addition to my collection.



My guild is at war with tb/forsaken rights, apparantly they weren't happy when we wouldn't let them pk someone we were grouped with. AND THEN our guild leader mouthed of them, MOUTHED OF TO THE SUPER GUILD ! &lt;GASP>

So when i'm done tossing starfires at these hoodlums, I will swing by the swamp, or find you through my intricate network of newbie spies.



/em paints his face in camo, applies bug repellent, and sneaks into the swamp





Mance Malhavoc


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[Dismenace]

Well I thought of the guy and it aint you, the other guy named Mansor or something. But I do send you my wishes on your war with FR, haven't taken down a TB in forever weeee.



But yeah I be around after your done with TB/FR


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[Mance]

My newbie spies had no reports of the defenders of the swamps in the swamps last night.



SO I RAPED LANUGA ! WOOOOOOOOO TA TA TA !







Mance Malhavoc


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[Dismenace]

Welp, your RIGHT I believe Blart is on a semi-vacation and well has classes to attend which means having somewhat of a life! Lucky bastard huh Mance? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)">


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[Fry]

Working and taking classes isn't really a life... It's a pain in the ass.



A life is having no responsibilities. Hanging with friends, playing hacky sack, and coming home sober enough to log on EQ <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> . That's a kissin life!



Why do summers have to end?






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[Dismenace]

BAH!



You actually have a summer that ends?? Wow down here summer all year long 8( God damn hot ass weather!!



ARGH oh yeah just FYI TR kinda reformed... well least half their members did, now called Arch nemisis..



Dismenace Bloodthorne

Officer and Assasin of FLowers of Happiness



"When you go to smell a flower, are you afraid?"


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[Mance]

I'm goin back to school this fall to get my 2nd degree. All i can say is...............thousands of freshman girls..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .





The Regulators are arch nemesis now?



Oh btw... on some of my posts I tell my guild to remember that they are the #1 PVPERS on the server ! (tm bart) of course. I have even told them to all read the flower philosophy. A bunch of my RL friends who don't play eq read the philosophy and laughed the whole way through. Thats some funny stuff.



Send me a tell if either of you 2 get on , so i can come try and MURDER YOU ! Then after I'm done killing both of you at the same time, which won't be to hard because "I" am the real #1 pvper on the server, maybe we can go "increase" the happyness of some tb/fr's.



/em ties a thoroughly satisfied lanuga (she'd only read about some of the things the human had done to her) to a tree, and sits down and starts his campfire while sipping a cool brew, and listening to the swamp bugs.





Mance Malhavoc

#1 PVPer on the server (tm.blart)

Shadow Gypsies


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[Jozeph]

for crying out loud. why is it that no one knows how to spell properly? half the time "too" is warranted he types "to" and "of" for "off." i cant stand that. kissing christ.



AND ITS HAPPINESS NOT HAPPYNESS!



bah!









-King J


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[Nallian]

someones gonna get an asskickin



and its starting with my x's new boyfriend 8P



i'm gonna make that son of a bitch real happy with this new tire iron i found)



kissing bastard



i'll prolly go plant some trees in the commonlands with my lowbie druid too)



keep an eye out for oddly placed trees



/em grabs his crotch



BASH


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[Fry]

ha penis


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[Icedheartt]

and then gets a little closer and realizes its just a tree.



<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">



Iced


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[Nallian]

i'll have you know that the basher's manhood has actually been enhanced by the druid community so it actually does appear to be a tree...and as you already know /wink /wink....its other dimensions also resemble a tree...H*W*L=M.....or something like that



/ooc 3 trees planted in EC just outside the Nro tunnel....one was a short treee and the two others were tall....suddenly i log today to find the short one HAS GROWN! its now the same size as its neighboring brothers!



i was pleased



you auction, planting trees, 5pp each



P



BASH


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[Icedheartt]

/decides to let him believe what he wants.

/doesnt want to hurt Nallian's ego.



/thinks that it is just another tree.



<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b">



but to make Nallian feel better:



/screams in absolute astonishment and intrigue when Nallian lets her see his "tree".



LMAO!



<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)">



Hugs and kisses,



Iced


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[Nallian]

so the other day i was sitting near a river looking at liddle fishies swummin near da bank



and den me sees dis liddle ting, prolly size ub me leg



so me grab it, and pullum out ub da waters so me can see bedder



den me see its liddle elfie lady



so me set her on nallian's lap



and she say, NALLIAN!



and nallian say, yub?



and she say, ITS ICED!!@@@!!!@@!!



and me say, yub? me likes da way you lookum purty cute like da elfies in me home da we keep in da cage



Icedheart says, What is this that i am sitting on???!!???



nallian grins evilly.



Icedheart says, ACK lemme off this thing!



nallian grabs his crotch



nallian says, you wantum plant da twee?



Icedheart panics and screams at the sight of nallian.



nallian shivers at the thought of messing with Icedheart



nallian says, here me settum you down on da dirt so no scream little elfy scream in nallians ear no more



icedheart sighs, clearly disapointed.



icedheart lets nallian know she was JUST KIDDING!



nallian grins evilly.



nallian says, me bedder let twee grow den,



nallian grabs his crotch, loosening the robes from his engorged member...



icedheart massages nallian....



nallian drools all over icedheart



/ooc this is getting long eh?



BASH


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[Icedheartt]

I must say, I am WET!!! :b



LMAO!!!!!!



I was in the water, get your mind outta the gutter ;)



haha


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