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    (Craigslist) les poupees russes: sbf seeking erotic tete a tete - 24

    les poupees russes: sbf seeking erotic tete a tete - 24

    single black female, 5'2 about 112 lbs. 34 c. available for voice confirmation via fone.
    you: i am open to a variety of looks. any size genitalia ok. facial hair a plus.


    i am in need of an individual who is willing to aid me in my search for reconciliation of the aesthetic idealism of the russian avant garde and the commodity fetishism that has evolved from or relates to those things produced by the avant garde that has triumphed after the devolution of the soviet state. specifically, we will be addressing issues that pertain to the period immediately before the 1917 bolshevik revolution and up until about 2 years after the installment of stalin’s first five year plan (roughly 1910 to 1930). russophiles as well as those unaware with this material strongly encouraged to contact me.

    in my place, i will need you very physically close to me so that we can, as a team, peruse several different books that cover early 20th century russian art/culture. i have several monographs on malevich, el lissitzky, goncharova, naum gabo, rodchenko, and others; we will be hastily covering the cubo-futurist, suprematist, constructivist and productivist movements.
    while we are going through these books, i will also be running sergei eisenstein’s 1925 “battleship potemkin” on a large lcd monitor.

    when the movie ends, i promptly will provide you a chilled shot glass to have only one shot of the vodka* you have brought. i also will provide you with a small pickle. i will not be having any of either. i will then request that you disrobe and sit on 24 X 24 piece of inch thick felt placed on my floor. at that time, i will ask you to masturbate in front of me while i pretend to look at the books and not notice you. it is important that you look directly at my face/into my eyes despite the fact i will intentionally not be making eye contact with you. when you are ready to ejaculate, i expect you to vocally alert me and i will hand to you the largest of a cheap post- soviet era set of russian nesting/stacking dolls. you will ejaculate in the doll. * russian vodka only. american, scandanavian, western european, and former eastern bloc produced vodka will not suffice. please be able to bring it in its original bottle (no flasks or decanters) discreetly.

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    I want in!

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    Unregistered Chadlek's Avatar
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    Goony goon goons

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frybread
    seeking erotic tete a tete
    Sounds like a plan to me, Stan

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    Quote Originally Posted by frybread
    i have several monographs on malevich, el lissitzky, goncharova, naum gabo, rodchenko, and others;
    This chick gave me a nasty case of the goncharova in 1998 ... I had a rash for six months!

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    i want to masturbate on her faggoty paintings

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    Ah she has to bring her own vodka and pickles. Sounds like the cheapest date ever.

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    To see what kind of folks replied to this ad, log in to the email here:

    www.pookmail.com (put "notaddicted" without quotes as the login)

    If they send a picture and you want to see it, click "save" and open it with outlook.


    (I just posted this, so give it a few hours before people reply)

    edit: people are replying now yay
    Last edited by Frybread; 05-08-2006 at 07:42 PM.

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    5 minutes and 8 replies. There sure are a lot of lonely dudes.

    If there's a reply/picture you like, post it here as the email account is deleted once every 24 hours.

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    Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Gusy's Avatar
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    Haha I knew it. Clamtastic!



    EDIT: pics don't want to show for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck
    hello my name is chuck and this is my cell call me now 650 771 2448

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    Ceci n'est pas une pipe. Gusy's Avatar
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    call me NOW!
    haha, I feel like he's already raped me

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    Your command of Russian political/cultural experience
    is astonishing and highly commendable. I admire the
    exactness with which you have enumerated your search
    requirements. I myself would love to particpate,
    though currently possesing only a vintange by the name
    "Vodka of the Gods" probably rules me out. C'est la vie.
    The idea of a dude that actually talks like this wanting to jack off in your nesting dolls made me giggle.

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    Whoever you choose is gonna be such a lucky guy! It is nice read a post by
    an intelligent cultured girl.
    Wow
    This sounds a little odd to me but I cannot help find it arousing. I
    dont profess to knowing anything in depth regarding Russian art or
    fetish but am interested none the less.

    I am tall, white and unshaven maybe closer to bearded than the
    picture shows..

    Very drole - if you are having a laugh on the pervs of CL.
    Downright bizarre - if you really mean it.
    But I can hold my own in discussions of soviet realism and post-realism and fluent in a several socialist idioms.
    In the off-chance that you are real, email back asking for my tel number or IM and let;s chat . . .in russian, french, english, whatever . . .
    I'm a bit amazed I'm even answering this. Even if this is huge set-up, at least it is done with a sense of humor. Ejaculate into a matrushka! ha, Serioshjna??? Wow. Weird.

    PS: me 6ft blond blue early 40's professional. not bad.
    I like how that guy thinks its retarded and then wants to give out his phone number

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    DAMNIT! I just got home from a date where the girl had me do just that! And I thought she really liked me too =/

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    Hi, my name is Devin,,

    Im not sure how to feel about looking for someone on the internet, a little
    embarassing, but after seeing your add, it gives the romantic in me a little
    hope, as slim as the chances may be , nothjing ventured nothing gained,,,,,
    You seem like a blast of fresh air
    I am a real, outgoing, honest, yeah I said honest man(I know , its hard to
    believe, an honest man) I have learned in life that lying hurts everyone
    involved, and
    Irish, mexican and hawaian, is my ethnicity, (white with some flavor)
    Im sure you will get 1,000 emails I hope you see Im real , even if you do
    seem like a Dream (SMILE)
    I hope you find what you want, if you think you would like a man to treat
    you like a princess , ALWAYS, and a guy who happpens to look like a Biker, and
    Im told a WWE wrestler too(EEKKK)....hohoho,, Im your man.....(SMIL;E)
    I have a good job (UPS driver in San Francisco), a house, a car, and 2
    motorcycles, but they really don't mean alot without someone to share them with.
    I hope to hear from you, you seem very specia lok so no cut-n-paste hohoho my
    age might scare you (44) EEEEKKKKKKK........... hohoho
    you seem like a very fun woman, a guy has to be on his toes with your witt
    i hope to hear from you,,,, either way, have a blessed day
    aokroks@aol.com
    Devin
    PS, craigs list cannot handle the photo I have so if ya r intrested, we can
    exchange photos
    Good luck , u sound like a dream, ok u can pinch me.....hohoho

    Hehe.. good job = ups deliverer? kekekeke

    ================================================== ==============

    here's pic for one of 'em:

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    another guy sent a pic but it couldnt open it. virus maybe?

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    SHIT I CLICKEDO N THE PICTURE<

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    !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LubDoc
    my
    age might scare you (44) EEEEKKKKKKK........... hohoho
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

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    clicked on "best of"

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