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    Nallian does this werk for boyz too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit
    she gets irl scared... and yells at me after the movie for not hugging her
    hohoho, she wasn't scareded irl... she wanted some hot hobbit makeout action, and u denied her needs.

    Now, that CAN be a viable strategy... but it's risky. I think Nallians plan is a good one. But you BOTH need to get a bit of a buzz on... you don't want get DRUNK drunk, but a bit of a buzz and you'll be properly rdy and willing to turn her next "I'm soo chilly" or "omg my neck is soooo sore, could you rub it for me?" into the awkward, fumbly, makeout kinda situation she's craving.

    g/l mr Hobbit MyManMyManMyManMyMan.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit
    we both talked about how this date sucked
    . . .
    she did help me find some killer skechers though
    wtf homoirl i m o.

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    may the schwartz be with u young hobbit

    edit: something to think about if this girl doesn't give you any ass ever....

    you found her after looking for an incredibly short period of time.

    after more looking your methods of looking will improve, and that incredibly short period of looking time will decrease incredibly.

    thus giving you more and more options and attempts.

    valid file extensions: bmp doc gif jpf jpeg mp3 pdf pbng psd txt wav zip

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    lunch and shopping
    Don't go to lunch you fag. You go to dinner. Lunch is what FRIENDS do....

    Nallian's post on the second date (sorry im too tired to copy/paste it)
    I would have to say that you get her drunk, so that if your a virgin you can have sex with her, but if you do something st00pid, she will hardly remember. Good practice.

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    She sounds like a ditz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frybread
    She sounds like a ditz

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    I thought of this myself. Nallian's Avatar
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    SO?

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    is she blonde
    hobit i feel sort of bad that u miss ur ex
    being on the rebound isnt always a good thing

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    am i first on ur rebound list erissia ? ehehe =)

    Actually, no. I relinquish my place in line because you NEVER SHOW UP WHEN WE MAKE PLANS FOR FOOD

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    erissa pics plz.

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    I went on a great date tonight and I think I might have a girlfriend now, sry hobit, you'll find yours someday

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    wtf is this date shit

    i hook up with people when i drive them home. rarely.

    but. i drive everybody home so its easy as.


    if she got pissy coz u didn't hug her, hobbit, she's a stupid clown

    look for smart people

    smart people are around for longer.

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    Huntin forget life and play more again!

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    huntin do they pay u back or are u a ride whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zikbus
    am i first on ur rebound list erissia ? ehehe =)

    Actually, no. I relinquish my place in line because you NEVER SHOW UP WHEN WE MAKE PLANS FOR FOOD
    you were not on my rebound list :<
    cuz i dont have one
    if i did u wudnt be on it cuz u dont treat girls nice

    i alredy posted my pic its not that great god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erissia
    if i did u wudnt be on it cuz u dont treat girls nice
    Hahahaha I shot you in the ass with an airsoft gun hahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zikbus
    Hahahaha I shot you in the ass with an airsoft gun hahahah
    im going to shoot you in the ass with my penis (in a loving fashion, because i like your avatar)

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    this is like an inverted sam troll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zikbus
    I bet shes one of those millions of girls who dreams of being an actress when they grow up, move to los angeles and find out that its much harder then they thought, so they suck dick and get rammed in the valley
    i know i see those poor souls in action all the time
    long live ron jeremy and the guy that lives in his pants!

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    UPDAETS PLZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zikbus
    Hahahaha I shot you in the ass with an airsoft gun hahahah
    did someone say airsoft?!

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    WTF WHY DID YOU KILL ME?

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    Dayses epic search for age

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    just send her a link to this very thread, shes bound to fall in love with you

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    REBOUND WATCH OUT!

    apparently if i tell a chick that i just got out of a 6 year relationship two months ago, I'm rebounding.... I'm not just getting to know her... no ...I'm not being honest about my past... no....I'm rebounding and I'm not allowed to talk to her now.

    hey I dont make up these rules... she does...

    kiss this ... kiss chicks if i cant be honest... r they all like this? kiss

    did i mention fcuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit
    REBOUND WATCH OUT!

    apparently if i tell a chick that i just got out of a 6 year relationship two months ago, I'm rebounding.... I'm not just getting to know her... no ...I'm not being honest about my past... no....I'm rebounding and I'm not allowed to talk to her now.

    hey I dont make up these rules... she does...

    kiss this ... kiss chicks if i cant be honest... r they all like this? kiss

    did i mention fcuk
    smooth

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    Why are you trying to get chicks? You are getting enough sex by kissing yourself dude.

    I vote you change thread title to Hobbit's Epic Stupidest Moments.

    Hobbit. I'm JK. I know feelings and trust is important to you. Let's all talk and have a good cry.

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    dont tell them about ur relationships and if they really want to know then just lie about it

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    gusy i like being totally honest ur jerks

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    hohoho i lie all the time and i dont feel bad about it at all so i think the problem is with u

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    oll im so durnk rghtnw Hobbit's Avatar
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    ASS UPDATE

    MADE OUT WITH CUTE CHICK, LATE FOR WORK, GOD I CANT STOP PITCHING A TENT

    LOLNOON WHY DIDNT YOU ALERT THE INTERNET WHEN I TEXTED YOU
    WTF WHY DID YOU KILL ME?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit


    LOLNOON WHY DIDNT YOU ALERT THE INTERNET WHEN I TEXTED YOU
    to the bat cave lolnoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broom
    to the bat cave lolnoon
    get on the horn with hq

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    Just join the Army and youll have sleazy ghetto rats crawling all over you.

    But wear a rubber because that clamidia shit is everywhere.

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    it just keeps getting better!

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    I thought of this myself. Nallian's Avatar
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    nice job on the ass dude

    pic prz

    or atleast send pic via cellphone msg to me

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    send it to me so i can show off to my friends

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    sorry guy i dont have a computer

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    oll im so durnk rghtnw Hobbit's Avatar
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    I gave her the most incredible night of dryhumping (hey im a pro by now) and she wont return my phone calls...she said she wanted to go out again i dont get it .... IS THIS A GAME?! ive never experienced gurls ok?

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