Nallian does this werk for boyz too?
hohoho, she wasn't scareded irl... she wanted some hot hobbit makeout action, and u denied her needs.Originally Posted by Hobbit
Now, that CAN be a viable strategy... but it's risky. I think Nallians plan is a good one. But you BOTH need to get a bit of a buzz on... you don't want get DRUNK drunk, but a bit of a buzz and you'll be properly rdy and willing to turn her next "I'm soo chilly" or "omg my neck is soooo sore, could you rub it for me?" into the awkward, fumbly, makeout kinda situation she's craving.
g/l mr Hobbit MyManMyManMyManMyMan.
wtf homoirl i m o.Originally Posted by Hobbit
may the schwartz be with u young hobbit
edit: something to think about if this girl doesn't give you any ass ever....
you found her after looking for an incredibly short period of time.
after more looking your methods of looking will improve, and that incredibly short period of looking time will decrease incredibly.
thus giving you more and more options and attempts.
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Don't go to lunch you fag. You go to dinner. Lunch is what FRIENDS do....lunch and shopping
I would have to say that you get her drunk, so that if your a virgin you can have sex with her, but if you do something st00pid, she will hardly remember. Good practice.Nallian's post on the second date (sorry im too tired to copy/paste it)
Originally Posted by Frybread
is she blonde
hobit i feel sort of bad that u miss ur ex
being on the rebound isnt always a good thing
erissa pics plz.
I went on a great date tonight and I think I might have a girlfriend now, sry hobit, you'll find yours someday
wtf is this date shit
i hook up with people when i drive them home. rarely.
but. i drive everybody home so its easy as.
if she got pissy coz u didn't hug her, hobbit, she's a stupid clown
look for smart people
smart people are around for longer.
Huntin forget life and play more again!
huntin do they pay u back or are u a ride whore
you were not on my rebound list :<Originally Posted by Zikbus
cuz i dont have one
if i did u wudnt be on it cuz u dont treat girls nice
i alredy posted my pic its not that great god
Hahahaha I shot you in the ass with an airsoft gun hahahahOriginally Posted by Erissia
im going to shoot you in the ass with my penis (in a loving fashion, because i like your avatar)Originally Posted by Zikbus
i know i see those poor souls in action all the timeOriginally Posted by Zikbus
long live ron jeremy and the guy that lives in his pants!
WTF WHY DID YOU KILL ME?
just send her a link to this very thread, shes bound to fall in love with you
REBOUND WATCH OUT!
apparently if i tell a chick that i just got out of a 6 year relationship two months ago, I'm rebounding.... I'm not just getting to know her... no ...I'm not being honest about my past... no....I'm rebounding and I'm not allowed to talk to her now.
hey I dont make up these rules... she does...
kiss this ... kiss chicks if i cant be honest... r they all like this? kiss
did i mention fcuk
smoothOriginally Posted by Hobbit
Why are you trying to get chicks? You are getting enough sex by kissing yourself dude.
I vote you change thread title to Hobbit's Epic Stupidest Moments.
Hobbit. I'm JK. I know feelings and trust is important to you. Let's all talk and have a good cry.
dont tell them about ur relationships and if they really want to know then just lie about it
gusy i like being totally honest ur jerks
hohoho i lie all the time and i dont feel bad about it at all so i think the problem is with u
MADE OUT WITH CUTE CHICK, LATE FOR WORK, GOD I CANT STOP PITCHING A TENT
LOLNOON WHY DIDNT YOU ALERT THE INTERNET WHEN I TEXTED YOU
WTF WHY DID YOU KILL ME?
to the bat cave lolnoonOriginally Posted by Hobbit
get on the horn with hqOriginally Posted by Broom
nice job on the ass dude
or atleast send pic via cellphone msg to me
sorry guy i dont have a computer
I gave her the most incredible night of dryhumping (hey im a pro by now) and she wont return my phone calls...she said she wanted to go out again i dont get it .... IS THIS A GAME?! ive never experienced gurls ok?