I knew Hermione was gunna be HAWT!

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:05 AM

Not that im a pedophile or anything, but I coulda called this one years ago...

http://www.101lifestyle.com/cgi-bin/...watson&PicNo=3

**Zil** · 05-12-2005, 07:14 AM

I'm a big fan!

been praying on emma watson soooo long T.T

I was Hermione for Halloween last year but hardly anybody knew who I was! And it was an excellent costume, too. I had a cloak with the gryffindor emblem, a wand and her time turner and everything. I told one guy I was hermione from harry potter, and he goes, "oh, I haven't seen that movie yet."

...

people need to die

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:17 AM

OHGAWD if I woulda been at that party me and you woulda been making babies!

I would do the Harry Potter costume thing if I didn't look like an NFL lineman. Ohhhh the pickup lines you could come up with having a wand as part of your costume!

I think Harry Potter is the best story EVAR. I have read each book like 15 times. I keep re-reading them. Love the movies too, but the prisoner of azkaban was ass compared to the first two. The moral of that story is NEVER change directors mid series in movies! Im a Harry Potter FREAK. I really don't know how to feel about it.

I wanna get a flying broom and rice it out by putting a Type-R sticker on it!

**Zil** · 05-12-2005, 07:28 AM

Yeah. I am pretty a rabid HP fan. I haven't bothered to get the most recent movie on DVD cause it was subpar. I mean, it looked cool and stuff, darker tones, but it was just... different. and I hated how 90% of the time they were out of uniform. WTF, Hermione must be in schoolgirl outfit AT ALL TIMES!! But still, I showed up early and was the first in line at my movie theater to see it opening day, cause I'm a faggot.

And of course I have all the books. I've had my copy of the half blood prince on reserve for months now. I'll probably go to the release party for it again.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:38 AM

I know what you mean about HP3 the movie. Things I noticed...

#1 Whomping willow not next castle anymore.
#2 Hagrid's cabin is now on hugely sloping hill, not next to forbidden forest, and not near castle anymore.
#3 Hermione in a skirt is a MUST! Im right there with ya on the no uniform thing.
#4 The leaky cauldron is COMPLETELY different from the way it was potrayed in HP1.
#5 WTF OG dumbledore died, now they got that one asstard as dumbledore. You know the original is rolling over in his grave at the craptacular performance of Dumbeldore V2.
#6 Talk about raping the book just to get something on film.
#7 Small inconcistencies such as Harry seeing a corporeal patronus when he is about to die to dementors lieing next to Sirius, and then simply making the white mushroom clouds when he is the Harry gone back in time casting patronus charm to save Harry in normal time. The editting guy for the movie was high as a kite im guessing.

The list really goes on and on.

First two movies were phenomenol though.

**brian** · 05-12-2005, 07:40 AM

harry potter fetish is only cute on girls. just stop.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:43 AM

Im normally SUCH a conformist, I don't know what got into me.

PSHHHHHHHHHH

Besides Brian, you could take a note from my book. If I would been at Zil's party I coulda walked up and been like "Lets turn it 3 times and re-write history" and she woulda been like "OMG WHAT A GEEK, but I wanna sleep with him anyway because he's secure enough in his masculinity to like Harry Potter, and we would at least have something to talk about in the morning".

Where as with you, she woulda been like "Soooo, you play online games huh?"

**Zil** · 05-12-2005, 07:45 AM

The next couple of movies are going to be super annoying because harry becomes such an angsty faggot. And you know they're just going to go to town with him and Cho. Great, more hollywood teen romance faggotry.

Is it just me or does the kid who plays harry kinda suck at acting? It would be lame for them to switch actors now but sometimes I really wish it was someone else.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:53 AM

I think the Harry actor does a pretty good job, not spectacular, but he looks SOOOO much like what you would envision Harry Potter as looking like that I can overlook some acting flaws. Even though he's not the greatest, I really would hate for them to switch now.

I think its a girl thing to not like him maybe. I think he does an acceptable job of acting. Lets face it, the two genders look at actors and actresses differently sometimes =P

I just watched The Chamber of Secrets, and you know who's acting sucks is Malfoy. He wasn't too bad in Chamber of Secrets, but MAN he over acts in Prisoner of Azkaban!

Also what makes you think their gunna make a big thing about Harry and Cho? From the books it was never really focused on that much, just casually mentioned several times.

I wanna see the Ron and Hermione thing finally materialize. The undertones of it have been there forever. Like when Hermione grabs rons hand in Prisoner of Azkaban when they are having the lesson with Hagrid and Buckbeak. Hell, it was even there as earlier as Chamber of Secrets when they see Hermione after she gets de-petrified. She runs up and hugs Harry, but then her and Ron pause and then just shake hands. Frankly i'd like to see Hermione with Harry though. I would be ok with Hermione ending up with Ron if the actress that played her wasn't so WTFHAWT!

P.S. DOBBY'S THE BOYYYYYY! =P

**brian** · 05-12-2005, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by Vern

Besides Brian, you could take a note from my book. If I would been at Zil's party I coulda walked up and been like "Lets turn it 3 times and re-write history" and she woulda been like "OMG WHAT A GEEK, but I wanna sleep with him anyway because he's secure enough in his maculinity to like Harry Potter, and we would at least have something to talk about in the morning".

Where as with you, she woulda been like "Soooo, you play online games huh?"

you don't know me.

and I doubt that you are in reality such a successful ladies' man that I would take any pointers from you.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:56 AM

Ive had so much sex son im burnt out on it.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 07:57 AM

Seriously

**brian** · 05-12-2005, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Vern

Ive had so much sex son im burnt out on it.

right. i believe you. lets just leave it alone.

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 08:01 AM

If I ever get a puss filled boil right next to my asshole im gunna name it Brian!

**Nallian** · 05-12-2005, 08:05 AM

i'll be 'burnt' out on sex when my pensi falls off.

i'm into oral, constraints, and pseudo-rape.

pzr email for hot manlove

**Vern** · 05-12-2005, 08:13 AM

ob·ses·sion Audio pronunciation of "obsession" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-sshn, b-)
n.

1. Compulsive preoccupation with a fixed idea or an unwanted feeling or emotion, often accompanied by symptoms of anxiety.
2. A compulsive, often unreasonable idea or emotion.

ob·session·al adj.
ob·session·al·ly adv.

hohoho @ Nallian

**brian** · 05-12-2005, 08:32 AM

nobody likes you.

**Zil** · 05-12-2005, 08:47 AM

In a perfect world, they would do everything by the books (hohoho pun hohoho), and the harry and cho thing would be as it actually is, very subtle. But as you've already discussed, and as with most book-to-movie conversions, they tend to make a lot of changes and play up things that otherwise may not have been an much of an issue in book form. Like the hermione and ron thing - it doesnt get hinted at until much later in the series. I dont know why they've already started to insert that shit so early on.

Stop the e-peen battle gusy, and download some catgirl hermione hentai! You'll feel much better.

I found this one where hermione turns in to a catgirl and masturbates with her tail in a bathroom, when suddenly ron and harry walk in on her (why they'd be going in the girl's restroom I don't know) and they discover that the only way to cure her from being a catgirl is through the magical healing powers of rape.

**woodshelf** · 05-12-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Zil

I found this one where hermione turns in to a catgirl and masturbates with her tail in a bathroom, when suddenly ron and harry walk in on her (why they'd be going in the girl's restroom I don't know)

they got lost and stopped to ask for directions duh

**Nallian** · 05-12-2005, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Zil

I found this one where hermione turns in to a catgirl and masturbates with her tail in a bathroom, when suddenly ron and harry walk in on her (why they'd be going in the girl's restroom I don't know) and they discover that the only way to cure her from being a catgirl is through the magical healing powers of rape.

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**woodshelf** · 05-12-2005, 09:37 AM

btw god damnit if you weren't vern i'd want to drive to louisiana and crack your head open for being such a creepy pedophile D:

**Wackymarv** · 05-12-2005, 10:26 AM

Plus this fag is directing it http://imdb.com/name/nm0001565/

WTB Chris Columbus

**Beastro** · 05-14-2005, 03:30 AM

She's starting to look all Jami Gertz-ish

**Anar_Heykid** · 05-14-2005, 03:44 AM

i like the sig above me that is pretty nifty

**Snuggs** · 05-14-2005, 03:36 PM

Chuck Woolery called. He is pissed, and he says that he wants his eyebrows back.

**smarshnbarsh** · 05-14-2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by MadeInJapan

Hermione turns in to a catgirl and masturbates with her tail in a bathroom, when suddenly ron and harry walk in on her and the only way to cure her from being a catgirl is through the magical healing powers of rape.

**Lasita** · 05-15-2005, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by Vern

Ive had no sex at all son cus im too big of a nerd irl

fixt.

but serioulsy..Hermione is getting t3h hawt.

**Iluv** · 05-15-2005, 08:37 AM

Daniel radcliff came to japan and all the kissing jap girls were all over him.

Everyone in my old all-boys school loved hermione, one kid was the son of the ambassadar of Brunei and he got to walk on the red carpet for the premier of Troy and Emma Watson was there ogod.

**Anar_Heykid** · 05-15-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Iluv

he got to walk on the red carpet for the premier of Troy and Emma Watson was there ogod.

too bad he was too busy looking at orlando bloom

**Geandily** · 05-15-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Miscreant

Nrrrrrrrrrrds

**Anar_Heykid** · 05-15-2005, 08:55 PM

miscreant hasnt posted in this thread you LIAR

**Zorantiz** · 05-16-2005, 02:03 PM

This kid who plays harry potter is like paris hilton with one expression. And HP was supposed to look unkempt an be a general wuss. It doesnt come off with the guy who plays HP, who shall be known as the guy who plays HP because i refuse to call him an actor.

He was probably the closest looking brit who spoke english that americans could understand.

**Wackymarv** · 05-16-2005, 02:14 PM

Itd be all funny if the guy who plays Harry Potter gained a lot of weight between movies, or started working out in the gym a lot and got all buff and looked weird in his robe.

**Sexasaurus** · 05-16-2005, 04:37 PM

I was so dissappointed that the part from the first book where everyone in the gryffindor barracks declares Ron Weasley their, "fag", and take turns buggering him was left out of the movie. Editing for time is one thing, but taking out vital plot-important scenes is another.

**Anar_Heykid** · 05-16-2005, 04:42 PM

i dont remember that but i would reread the entire book just to find it

**smarshnbarsh** · 06-14-2005, 08:40 PM

Anyone see the SNL skit with Lohan as hermione?

I hohoho irl.

Was gonna mention it when this thread wasn't 100 years old, but I was too lazy to find the pick and then I saw it today so here goes.

One of the best parts was how they had a 40ish old woman play Harry Potter and totally pull it off voice & all. pwnt!