FoH's First NON-GAY Wedding

**Traguna** · 01-19-2005, 05:21 PM

Who --> Traguna and Ponywong
What --> Getting Married in Game - with Full Guild Raid to Follow
When --> Saturday, January 29, 4:00pm (PST)
Where --> At the bridge north of Bloodhoof Village, Mulgore

----> We need a volunteer to post story and screenshots after.
Thank You Hobbit
----> We need fun ideas to make this a truely Happy event!

You are all codially invited to attend the wedding of Ponywong and Traguna. It is a time to celebrate the Happiness of this guild, and I expect to see hundreds of Flowers in attendance. Bring food, drink, merriment, and you best gear, because in place of a reception there will be a full scale guild raid to follow!
(You may also invite your non-guild member friends.)

GMs WILL BE INVITED - I hope they bring cake for everyone.
IXNEY on this idea, not happening now

(get your name here, suggest your role)
Priest: Pfunk
Best Men: Heykid and Fastinyoh
Maid of Honor: Wigglepuppy
Father: (hhhrrrmm Blart or Geandily? votes?)
Writer: Hobbit
Bride's Maids: Cynthia

**BrianWins** · 01-19-2005, 05:26 PM

OMG yay! a girl actually likes me!! i might actually lose my virginity this time!

**Frybread** · 01-19-2005, 05:28 PM

They're probably both guys IRL

**Hobbit** · 01-19-2005, 05:32 PM

Yes... I am calling in reference to the job available for wedding photographer. I have vast experience in this field.

**b0b0** · 01-19-2005, 05:47 PM

Does this mean no more gay cyborz with pony?

**woodshelf** · 01-19-2005, 05:51 PM

can i marry your sister and we can have some crazy incenstral 4way

**Boden** · 01-19-2005, 07:00 PM

Woodshelfs.. Will you marry me? Ill even be the girl.

**kerri** · 01-19-2005, 07:33 PM

HORAY FOR PKAXPREZX AND TRAGUNA

**Dayse** · 01-19-2005, 07:43 PM

I PLAN ON ATTEND

**Hobbit** · 01-19-2005, 07:44 PM

sticky plz

Fry says: when the old ball and chain decides on a time I'll sticky.

**Polk** · 01-19-2005, 07:45 PM

later than 1pm plz

**Dayse** · 01-19-2005, 07:47 PM

i vote more eveningish like 5

**woodshelf** · 01-19-2005, 08:19 PM

sunday, the holiest of days

aka the one day im guarenteed not to work

**Anar_Heykid** · 01-19-2005, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Traguna

GMs WILL BE INVITED - I hope they bring cake for everyone.

everyone with happy names (including pony himself) will be smart not to attend. Gms are jerkfases

lets all /moon and /laugh at them when they come!

fishing event at lushwater plz

**woodshelf** · 01-19-2005, 09:18 PM

that would suck if they nerfed woodshelf

people would be like "WHOS THIS POSER TRYING TO BE FUNNY ACTING LIKE WOODSHELF, GET LOST)

and all that i've worked for would be lost.

then again...

**Anar_Heykid** · 01-19-2005, 09:23 PM

i say we harrass the GMs after the festivities

**Pfunk** · 01-20-2005, 12:23 AM

I think I am the happy reverend. Guess I better show up.

always a bridesmaid...
Pfunk

**Geandily** · 01-20-2005, 04:06 AM

GMs WILL BE INVITED - I hope they bring cake for everyone.

Bad bad idea, this isn't some bluebie guild. We dont have names like "Rilinx" we have names like "Ponywong" and "Woodshelf" and "Blackass". I think half of our members names are two words or more.

DON'T invite gms. They will nerf names etc. This will not be a guild event if GMs are invited, not worth the risk.

Also the bastards suspended me for 3 days and Lolnoob for 3 hours!

THEY DESERVE TO DIE. GMS BAD.

Sorry, just too hard for me to coordinate for a raid afterwards if people that don't want to get their names nerfed want to do the raid aswell!

**Snozberry** · 01-20-2005, 06:30 AM

w8 I thought traguna was related to you guys why talk like you aren't all sitting in the same room with each other huh

**SirLubson** · 01-20-2005, 07:10 AM

I vote for saturday after 4pm EST. or sunday any time!

**kerri** · 01-20-2005, 10:26 AM

SOMEONE MAKE A FANCY DRESS FOR CYNTHIA I FEAR MY [Simple Dress] ISNT GOOD ENOUGH

**Lans** · 01-20-2005, 10:28 AM

can you wear mail?

**kerri** · 01-20-2005, 10:29 AM

yes. there's mail dresses?

**danm** · 01-20-2005, 10:34 AM

congo rats! us gusy will be sooooo happy together!!! I KNOWS IT.

and wouldn't a mass name-nurf make for a wonderful and memorable event??? anyone TOO attached to their name can show up as an alt, but I will certainly log in GinGoblin if they start nerfhammering, just for the happy screeenshot.

Maybe I'm just cocky on accout of my main being probably safe (they'd have a LOT of work before me to weed out all the misspelled tolkien names)... but I still vote for full guild event WITH GMs.

Anyhoo... doesn't someone usually change their name when they get married??? Its PERFIKT i tell u PURRRFIKT!

**SirLubson** · 01-20-2005, 10:41 AM

who will be conducting the ceremony? a priest?

**Traguna** · 01-20-2005, 11:54 AM

(^^Editing with updates on first post^^)

In response:

GMs will NOT be invited!!!!!
There is far too much concern.
We need to bring whatever we need then
- I have some fireworks left over from SM
- Can anyone make wedding cake or even normal cake?

I still need Bride's Maids and suggestions from them on IF they want to wear something special and matching then what? Cynthia- the mail dress sounds neato, maybe everyone should just wear whatever they want, but I still need some irl ladies to stand up there with me PLZ.

I am thinking 6:00PM Saturday January 29 - if it needs to be late for ppl, then maybe not on a Sunday. PPFFFTTT!! the Sunday holy day thing, if I believed in that crap I would need to wait for June too, to receive the blessings of Juno, the Goddess of Marriage!

Thank you for all the congrats btw <3

And oh yeah,

Originally Posted by b0b0

Does this mean no more gay cyborz with pony?

This is between you and Pony as it has always been.

**Dayse** · 01-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by kerri

SOMEONE MAKE A FANCY DRESS FOR CYNTHIA I FEAR MY [Simple Dress] ISNT GOOD ENOUGH

DONT WORRY I DONT JUDGE PPL OFTEN

ps if we have bridesmaids i have purple pants IT WOULD BE FUN

**Fastinyoh** · 01-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Traguna

- I have some fireworks left over from SM

They sell fireworks in booty bay, I'll stock up on them

**Polk** · 01-20-2005, 06:24 PM

what time zone?

where in booty bay plz

**kerri** · 01-20-2005, 07:49 PM

oooh ooh can i be a bridesmaid pls? and i can cast flare (it kind of looks like a firework??!!?)

**Dayse** · 01-20-2005, 07:50 PM

http://artpad.art.com/?ianegkuk7ps
I MADE A MOVIE 4 THE OCCASION

**Geandily** · 01-20-2005, 08:10 PM

Why is Ponywong on a pogostick?

**Dayse** · 01-20-2005, 08:11 PM

it's in him

**Strombaad** · 01-21-2005, 05:24 AM

i want to come but ill be at work

booo

**HappyTreeHugger** · 01-21-2005, 11:44 AM

The clergy of FoH will have fun with the sacramental wine beforehand.

**Anar_Heykid** · 01-21-2005, 06:01 PM

the fireworks are sold off some goblin in a rather hidden shop -- where the shady goods vendor is (rogue supplies). his name also fits his merchandise -- something sparky or somethin like that. fireworks are 1silver per. i can make dresses and shirts and pants, but nothin fancy-like... we carne needs to make the tux pants, shirts, and jackets.

**danm** · 01-21-2005, 09:34 PM

ohnoes i startid the wine eerli...

I have some SM fireworks tho that I will gladly share.

**Frybread** · 01-21-2005, 09:45 PM

May the god bind your hearts forever...

**Sunshine** · 01-22-2005, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Traguna

Maid of Honor: Wigglepuppy

Maid of Honor! I am so...honored.

I don't care what dress you want me to wear. Typically the bride puts the maids in the ugliest dresses possible to make herself look even better. Isn't that why she stands them so close to herself?

Are you gusy gonna have a bachelor party? Unfortunately the only midgets are on Alliance faction, so they won't understand what you say, let alone what you mean by the strange combination of "starfish with a tangy bbq sauce."

Anyway, Congratulations,

Sunshinne / Wigglepuppy (always the bridesmaid, never the bride!)