Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 49

Thread: PlanetsideII RECRUITMENT THREAD

  1. #1
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868

    PlanetsideII RECRUITMENT THREAD

    Feel free to join our Teamspeak3 server at notacult.com

    A quick clarification: Overall command will be with whoever currently holds it. That is to say, the person that was given command when the previously highest ranking officer logged off and had it handed it over to them will remain in command until they relinquish it either by their own volition or are ordered to by a higher ranking officer. This means that if a low ranking person wants to lead and does well at it, they are able to show us that.
    The person in overall command will select a base for assault, ask for defenses in certain areas, and essentially work to coordinate and mediate for the different bouquets.


    WHATS UP PEEPZ? My name is Geandily, the Painted Rose of Floralis a Gaudium. Over at www.notacult.com we’re all getting set up for domination in PlanetsideII!
    We are an exclusive casual guild for hardcore family oriented gamers that are mature. Strict age XII+ ONLY policy (no loser babies allowed in this guild.) This is a man’s guild. If you can’t handle that, then you best check your pacifier at the door and don’t let it hit your feet on the way out (because you’ll be crawling out like a baby). In this guild, we are men. (u can join if ur a girl tho) We do exactly as our leaders tell us to do without question because that’s what soldiers do.

    That means that if you want to join this guild, you will have to live [in game as well as out] by a set of rules to even qualify for permission to write the application form. The rules are as followed:

    I. All applicants for the applicant position must swear an oath to write their applicant application to the best of their abilities and to give CX% at all times during the writing process (NO SCREWING AROUND!). In this application, you must tell us why you think you are qualified to apply for the application process. It is advised that all applying applicant applicants include:

    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.
    Real Life Nickname
    Desired In-Game Nickname
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)
    Planned Planetside2 Name
    Hours played per day
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate)
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate)
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate)
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please)
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US)
    Relationship Status (approximate)

    II. Once accepted as an applicant, all applicants must write an application for recruitment. All recruit applicants should include the following:

    (all of the above) +
    Timezone
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON)
    Vehicle Specialty
    Your pickup line that always gets babes
    Weapon Certifications
    Weapon Certifications (IRL)
    Desired Battlecry
    Favourite MMA Fighter
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1

    After being accepted as a recruit:

    III.If your commanding officer gives you an order, you do it; especially if you don’t want to do it. If your officer tells you that it’s a secret and that you can’t tell anybody else, do it harder.

    IV: Being a little bitch whiner/cryer will earn you papa’s belt the BANHAMMER. YOU WILL GET SERIOUSLY OWNED IF YOU ARE A BITCHY WHINER. If your gun sucks, maybe you suck, did you ever think of that? Oh, so you can’t hit the targets? Bad K/D? Oh, let me write a song for you NEWBIE: “You have all deaths, no kills, no aim, no skillz. STFU.”

    V: No gay stuff. Seriously, like, that’s just like... do I even need to explain this one to you?!?!

    VI: Roman numerals are bad ass and make us look professional and shit: use them.

    VII: Be cool to chicks so that they join the guild.

    VIII: You will not be accepted as a full member until you PROVE YOURSELF a man and choose a rose to follow. Once you do that, NOONE, not your dad, not Jessica, girls, not people on youtube, NOBODY can tell you that you’re not a man.


    So, once again, head on over to www.notacult.com if you want to be a part of Floralis a Gaudium, the obviously #I guild for PlanetsideII.
    We’re going to have a unique leadership policy that will spread leadership across the entire guild. You can check it out over at: http://www.notacult.com/forums/showt...ship-Structure
    Updates of our OWNAGE of Auraxis will be posted to www.notacult.com and on www.notaddicted.com after beta starts.
    SO YOU'RE HERE TO APPLY??? Post your shit here and if you're lucky maybe you will be accepted. GOOD LUCK (only newbs need luck)
    Last edited by Geandily; 08-07-2012 at 10:02 PM.

  2. #2
    I want to see the sky turn yellow Crying Eyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    5,449
    ]Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.
    Real Life Nickname: V-D
    Desired In-Game Nickname: Cryingeyes
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional) : threehands?
    Planned Planetside2 Name : Riot'Cat
    Hours played per day : like 2-3
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate) : 240-360
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate): 14500
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate): 870,000
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) : 978,324 seconds
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Obama
    Relationship Status (approximate): Married to a rl girl. boom.

    II. Once accepted as an applicant, all applicants must write an application for recruitment. All recruit applicants should include the following:

    (all of the above) +
    Timezone: Seattle...
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON): EQ, EQ2, AoC, Darkfall, Mortal Online, SWTOR, WoW, Lotro, Rift, Aion, Warhammer, CoD, 007 Goldeneye, duck hunt, duke nukem, doom, fallouts
    Vehicle Specialty: My air force 1s. Infantry bitch, what what
    Your pickup line that always gets babes: I can show you the world -Aladdin
    Weapon Certifications: kissing big ass guns and shit
    Weapon Certifications (IRL): Unarmed, dual Kali sticks, throwing knives, a rapist wit
    Desired Battlecry: GOGO GOODTEAM
    Favourite MMA Fighter: Oleg Taktarov
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo: Name:  chest.jpg
Views: 2110
Size:  142.9 KB
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band : Dying Fetus
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1 : Old Spice Champion -son booyah

  3. #3
    Hey just saw this on the PSU forums. I'm confused, so you have to apply to be able to apply? Then I write another application after that? Hm, ok :\

    I am qualified to apply for an application to Floralis a Gaudium because I played PS1 as NC for 2 years and always had a good K/D. Your recruitment thread seriously had me cracking up (I REALLY hope you're not serious though) so I think that means I have a good sense of humor.

    Real Life Nickname: Jack
    Desired In-Game Nickname: J-Bone
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional): ???
    Planned Planetside2 Name: Hunter (If I get it fast enough)
    Hours played per day: 2-3
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate): 120-180
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate): 840
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate): 216000
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) 182 hours
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Obama
    Relationship Status (approximate): How am I supposed to approximate this? Single?

    II. Once accepted as an applicant, all applicants must write an application for recruitment. All recruit applicants should include the following:

    (all of the above) +
    Timezone: West Coast
    All previously played applicable video games: Planetside1, CSS, COD1-23? World of Tanks + like 500 others
    Vehicle Specialty Lightning?
    Your pickup line that always gets babes: Hey babe, wanna come pack to my mom's house to play some Wii?
    Weapon Certifications: Game isn't out yet... but probably rifles/shotguns
    Weapon Certifications (IRL) Forks & Knives
    Desired Battlecry FOR VICTORY
    Favourite MMA Fighter The mean one
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo
    (Not my tattoo)
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band: Burning Death Killers
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1: Spring Tiger Orgasm

  4. #4
    I've played Planetside before, I enjoy teamwork, I'm pretty laid-back and I quite enjoyed the outfit recruitment thread over on PSU. I work as a freelance graphics designer so my hours can vary, I'm not set to any amount of time. But I do get a bit of free time. I'm also working on becoming a BJJ instructor, so leadership skills are something I'd be interested in working on. I never got CR5 in Planetside, I'd like to work on it right away on PS2. I enjoy humour and whilst I respect higher ranks, I can't stand militaristic discipline and temper. It's a game, no point playing it if it's not fun!

    Real Life Nickname: Jay
    Desired In-Game Nickname: Jay
    Planned Planetside2 Name: JayC
    Hours played per day : Planned for PS2? At launch, around 4.
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate) : 60
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate): 240
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate): 100,800
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) : 250 hours
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Robb Stark, King of the North
    Relationship Status (approximate): Enjoying the company of a hippie daughter of an 80's British rockstar.

    If I get accepted, here's the other shit:
    Timezone: GMT
    All previously played applicable video games. : Planetside, Battlefield 3, Counter-Strike, SW: ToR, Mass Effect Trilogy, FIFA
    Vehicle Specialty: None, but I like the idea of trying to become a good Reaver pilot. I played NC on Werner from 2003, but I really sucked, never got past CR3 apart from on the test server. My computer couldn't run Planetside at a good FPS for a long time, but I still played it.
    Your pickup line that always gets babes: Never.
    Weapon Certifications: I like to snipe.
    Weapon Certifications (IRL): Er, does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu count?
    Desired Battlecry: The sound of the bubbles from a thousand bong rips. Flowers of Happiness.
    Favourite MMA Fighter: I respect all fighters who get in there, it's hard to have a favourite!
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo: http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/u...that-thing.jpg - NSFW

  5. #5
    It seems a little expensive, but okay. Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    doublewide stroller
    Posts
    5,784
    Real Life Nickname: Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ (pronounced 'HILL-bill-ee)
    Desired In-Game Nickname: Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ (pronounced 'HILL-bill-ee)
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional): Frybread
    Planned Planetside2 Name: Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ (pronounced 'HILL-bill-ee)
    Hours played per day: 23.9
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate): 1459
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate): 10079
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate): 43199
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please): 31,535,999 seconds
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Rick Perry (new choice pending but leaning towards whomever is the Wobbly candidate)
    Relationship Status (approximate): transvestite in traditional Amish marriage, but dress like Hassidic jew on all days but the Sabbath

    II. Once accepted as an applicant, all applicants must write an application for recruitment. All recruit applicants should include the following:

    (all of the above) +
    Timezone: Eastern, but play during European evening hours
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON): EQ, EQ II, EQ III, EQ IV, Vanguard, WoW, WoW Panda Beta, Diablo III Beta, Star Wars, Medieval 2 Total Warfare
    Vehicle Specialty: self-propelled weedwhacker
    Your pickup line that always gets babes: It seems a little expensive, but okay.
    Weapon Certifications: chainsaw, garotte, bec de corbin
    Weapon Certifications (IRL): bec de corbin
    Desired Battlecry: BRB BONGHIT
    Favourite MMA Fighter: None. Real fighters only use their fists.
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo:
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band: Anglosaxican
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1: BO AttackPlus(tm)

  6. #6
    Visions in the mirror heavy ZEF futuristic Chairman Kaga's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Behind my eyes
    Posts
    11,272
    Real Life Nickname moor
    Desired In-Game Nickname moor master
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional) stop it kaga
    Planned Planetside2 Name Muaar or Chairman Kaga
    Hours played per day 12
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate) 420
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate) 420
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate) 420
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) 420,000,000 I am the undisputed pound for pound world champion of the forums
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US) john mccaine
    Relationship Status (approximate) taken

    Timezone est
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON) Star Wars Episode I: The Gungan Fronteir
    Vehicle Specialty sniper rifle
    Your pickup line that always gets babes 'theres something wrong with my phone can you help me?" *holds it up* "your number isnt in it"
    Weapon Certifications sniper rifle
    Weapon Certifications (IRL) mosin nagant 19/30, mosin nagant M38 Carbine, Makarov .380
    Desired Battlecry lets get these nerds
    Favourite MMA Fighter <------------------------ NICK/NATE DIAZ 209
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo

    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band Queens of the Stone Age
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray2in1 aveeno skin relief + olive oil lotion
    Last edited by Chairman Kaga; 05-02-2012 at 01:37 PM.



  7. #7
    Kaga, shall we form the 420th Sniper Squadron? OG Infiltrators? I look forward to smoking and scoping with you sir.

  8. #8
    Plus esse, quam simultatur Bhauk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,831
    Listen up: This is merely an example of what a perfect application looks like. As your life coach and infantry commander, just look to me when in doubt.

    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.
    Real Life Nickname : real men wear no masks
    Desired In-Game Nickname : Bhauk
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)
    Planned Planetside2 Name Bhauk
    Hours played per day 1-6
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate) 160
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate) idk
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate) idk like a thousand
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) enough. next question?
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US) his infallible majesty pope ron paul
    Relationship Status (approximate) kiss u

    II. Once accepted as an applicant, all applicants must write an application for recruitment. All recruit applicants should include the following:

    (all of the above) +
    Timezone
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON) : all of them; any of them
    Vehicle Specialty: Tank, buggy
    Your pickup line that always gets babes : plz respond
    Weapon Certifications: gauss rifle, phoenix, sniper rifle and side arms
    Weapon Certifications (IRL) : various wooden sticks
    Desired Battlecry : come on u apes u wanna live for ever?
    Favourite MMA Fighter : mma fighters have a lot to learn...
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band : linkin park
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1: dr bronners lavender, almond, tea tree

  9. #9
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter_NC View Post
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1: Spring Tiger Orgasm
    Welcome aboard SOLDIER! You have been accepted as an applicant Once you have proven yourself A MAN then you will be promoted to a full recruit. (Note: posting on our internet forum is a great way to prove yourself as a man!!!)

    Quote Originally Posted by JayC View Post
    I've played Planetside before, I enjoy teamwork, I'm pretty laid-back and I quite enjoyed the outfit recruitment thread over on PSU. I work as a freelance graphics designer so my hours can vary, I'm not set to any amount of time. But I do get a bit of free time. I'm also working on becoming a BJJ instructor, so leadership skills are something I'd be interested in working on. I never got CR5 in Planetside, I'd like to work on it right away on PS2. I enjoy humour and whilst I respect higher ranks, I can't stand militaristic discipline and temper. It's a game, no point playing it if it's not fun!

    Desired Battlecry: The sound of the bubbles from a thousand bong rips. Flowers of Happiness.
    You use marijuana!?! Hm, well it's not for me. I always give CX% to proving Floralis a Gaudium as the MOST SKILLED outfit possible. I make sure I don't even have a drop of alcohol in my system before logging in; just a quick breathalyzer test so that I have the BEST POSSIBLE K/D ratio.

    You have been accepted as an applicant and will be promoted to recruit status as soon as your application has been fully processed and analyzed by our professional staff of analysts. This process can take anywhere from 3 months or until tomorrow morning after I have some cornpops. The important thing to note here is that we are VERY EXCLUSIVE and that only the best will be accepted as recruits. This means that if you are accepted you are one of the best and should never leave once you have been accepted.

    In the meantime I suggest taking our personality test. http://www.notacult.com/quiz.htm It is a bit outdated but it's results are still pretty accurate.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Geandily View Post
    You use marijuana!?! Hm, well it's not for me. I always give CX% to proving Floralis a Gaudium as the MOST SKILLED outfit possible. I make sure I don't even have a drop of alcohol in my system before logging in; just a quick breathalyzer test so that I have the BEST POSSIBLE K/D ratio.

    You have been accepted as an applicant and will be promoted to recruit status as soon as your application has been fully processed and analyzed by our professional staff of analysts. This process can take anywhere from 3 months or until tomorrow morning after I have some cornpops. The important thing to note here is that we are VERY EXCLUSIVE and that only the best will be accepted as recruits. This means that if you are accepted you are one of the best and should never leave once you have been accepted.
    I find it makes me focus more; it's like Sniper Wolf's diazepam. But like you said, not for everyone. Thank you for the promotion to applicant, it's an honour to possibly be considered a FaG.

  11. #11
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    HunterNC has been accepted as Bhauk's personal ward. A rank that knows no bounds! He shall hold this position until another is assigned to him, he requests a leave, or Bhauk himself decides he is unsuitable for the position.

    It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I announce that JayC has skipped over the ranks of AA(Advanced Applicant), Recruit2CI(Recruit Initiate Second Class) RecruitI(Recruit Initiate), Recruit2C(Full Recruit Second Class), Recruit1CI (Recruit Initiate First Class) to be accepted as:

    Full Recruit First Class into Geandily's Young Leadership and Officer Academy for the Gaming Arts. Congratulations on your 7 consecutive promotions, your personality test came through processing today and made it obvious that you are perfect for our organization.

  12. #12
    Visions in the mirror heavy ZEF futuristic Chairman Kaga's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Behind my eyes
    Posts
    11,272
    I like that JayC guy



  13. #13
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    Quote Originally Posted by Chairman Kaga View Post
    I like that JayC guy
    Yes, I have never seen somebody with seven consecutive promotions before! I think he might be an IRMJ!

  14. #14
    Awesome, thank you I did get IRMJ on my personality test, but I'm pretty sure that is THE RAREST POSSIBLE RESULT, right?
    Last edited by Geandily; 05-02-2012 at 05:27 PM.

  15. #15
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    Why yes, you are in fact right! It is the rarest possible result
    However, I do believe that people as rare as you usually end up in a place like this... Like beautiful petals collecting in a storm drain, or like the elderly collecting at Old Country Buffet.

    Usually people that score IRMJ don't fair very well on their own or in organizations that don't promote individuality like we do... It is both a blessing and a curse, a double edged sword, something that cuts both ways. A mixed blessing, if you will, something that works in two directions... one being bad, and one being good. On one hand, it is bad simply because IRMJs are so rare- you are essentially alone in the world! On the flipside, IRMJs also work very well with others similar to them. Just because "everybody" gets IRMJ on this website doesn't mean anything other than that IRMJs tend to flock and thrive here.

    How very exciting for us all to be together

  16. #16
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    NYGuy, Crying Eyes & Kaga: You guys are already Fully Appointed Guildsmen, as FAGs you are eligible for a Rose position if you like (Kaga has already done this).

  17. #17
    It seems a little expensive, but okay. Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    doublewide stroller
    Posts
    5,784
    What game is this again?

  18. #18
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    Quote Originally Posted by Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ View Post
    What game is this again?
    DONT kiss WITH ME NYGUYY I WILL HIT YOU WITH THE BANHAMMER SO HARD IT WILL MAKE THE KNICKS BEAT THE HEAT

  19. #19
    Haha, I love it. Yes, I'm excited to team up with you guys, and I hope will you appreciate/understand a Liverpool accent when the time comes for Teamspeak

  20. #20
    It seems a little expensive, but okay. Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    doublewide stroller
    Posts
    5,784
    Liverpudlians are easier to understand than most people where I live.



    Will you be able to understand American gays and rednecks? And stoners?

  21. #21
    As long as you speak the same language, then I will have no trouble. Your video is of Liverpudlians from the 60s, the more modern non-fake Beatles Liverpudlian accent is a lot more like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA&

  22. #22
    Guest Smasharoo~'s Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Fresno, CA
    Posts
    771
    Real Life Nickname: Swole Patrol Muscleboss
    Desired In-Game Nickname: Smasharoo
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional): wat
    Planned Planetside2 Name: Han Yolo
    Hours played per day:1-4 hours a day, depending on how much I like the game.
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate)60-240 minutes a day, depending on how much I love the game.
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate)420-1600 minutes a week, depending on how much i kiss the game.
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate)~175,000-650,000 seconds a month, depending on how much i kiss the game.
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please)MANY MANY HOUR
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Odin PoopFart McCaine
    Relationship Status (approximate) Lonely. God I'm so lonely.
    Timezone: Pacific Standard Time
    All previously played applicable video games: Like 'errr game since Myth II came out
    Vehicle Specialty: Maybachs on bachs on bachs on bachs
    Your pickup line that always gets babes: Lets go have sex in my house, it's parked outside the club.
    Weapon Certifications: Counterstrike bro
    Weapon Certifications (IRL): Like I said, Counterstrike.
    Desired Battlecry: OLLY OLLY OXENFREE
    Favourite MMA Fighter: Spiderman
    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo: c:\taz.png
    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band:QOTSA
    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1: Amazon treefart shitbark
    hey cool kids have traditional text only sigs duh

    moohehe lvl 14 huntress of beauty
    smasharoo lvl 13 mage of happy
    smasharoo 18th season paladin of jesuschrist
    bootjack 9th season barbarian of powerful

  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ View Post
    Liverpudlians are easier to understand than most people where I live.



    Will you be able to understand American gays and rednecks? And stoners?
    Of course, I am fluent in Stoner, American AND gay, and I'm sure redneck will come easily to me. I sound nothing like The Beatles though, so you're mistaken that I will be easy to understand.

  24. #24
    It seems a little expensive, but okay. Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    doublewide stroller
    Posts
    5,784
    Here, try this one:


  25. #25
    Visions in the mirror heavy ZEF futuristic Chairman Kaga's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Behind my eyes
    Posts
    11,272
    All Something Awful faggots are henceforth banned from applying

    Code:
    Type	       Date	          Horrible Jerk	               Punishment Reason	                                         Requested By	              Approved By
    PROBATION	04/30/12 05:39pm	Chaiman Kaga	Spamming his stupid clan. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.	Louisgod	              Y Kant Ozma Post



  26. #26
    I want to see the sky turn yellow Doublevision's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    3,376
    That's what you get for having a something awful posting account.

    I will never register for a posting account at those types of sites, somethingawful, 4chan, etc

  27. #27
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    I remember Frybread and I both got banned from Something Awful when we were posting on whatever their new forum of the time was... WarmWoolySheep and MisterLurkeyTurkey.

    They banned those 2 accounts and then our 2 main ones... that was when I stopped posting on SA.

  28. #28
    Visions in the mirror heavy ZEF futuristic Chairman Kaga's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Behind my eyes
    Posts
    11,272
    something awful is way worse than reddit



  29. #29
    snow moor SirLubson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    your fase
    Posts
    4,256
    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.

    Biceps, 17inches, 8inches, powerful, thick, solid, tight.


    Real Life Nickname: Peter North
    Desired In-Game Nickname: DarkEagle666
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)
    Planned Planetside2 Name: CumanderShepard
    Hours played per day: 3ish
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate): ~180
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate): ~1260
    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate): ~324,000
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please): ~130,320 min
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US): Sauli Niinistö
    Relationship Status (approximate): Single n rdy to mingle nomsayin

  30. #30
    It seems a little expensive, but okay. Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    doublewide stroller
    Posts
    5,784
    Sauli Niinistö

  31. #31
    I.

    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.
    Because I coined Fonso.

    Real Life Nickname
    Windkin or Wind.

    Desired In-Game Nickname
    Gibbeth.

    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)
    Yes, please.

    Planned Planetside2 Name
    Gibbeth.

    Hours played per day
    Four hours per day.

    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate)
    244 minutes per day.

    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate)
    1440 minutes per week.

    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate)
    388800 seconds per month.

    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please)
    12 hours.

    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US)
    Some third party guy. Nader, I think.

    Relationship Status (approximate)
    Close proximity.

    II.

    Timezone
    Pacific.

    All previously played applicable video games.
    Sullon Zek.

    Vehicle Specialty
    Liberator.

    Your pickup line that always gets babes
    H-h-hey I think you d-d-ropped this...

    Weapon Certifications
    All of them.

    Weapon Certifications (IRL)
    None of them.

    Desired Battlecry
    Not in the face, not in the face!

    Favourite MMA Fighter
    That one guy that sniffed that other guy's crotch.

    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo

    NSFW
    http://www.notacult.com/forums/attac...3&d=1345967705

    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band
    Ulver, of course.

    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1
    Kirkland Signature Body Wash Natural Citrus Scent.
    Last edited by Geandily; 08-26-2012 at 10:04 PM.

  32. #32
    I want to see the sky turn yellow Crying Eyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    5,449
    And that's a penis. I vote for this guy.

  33. #33
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    Making a no-ban exception here because of how amazing that tattoo is... I'll fix it when I get back in an hour though haha

  34. #34
    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium. Im already in the outfit so thats why
    Real Life Nickname Crimson
    Desired In-Game Nickname Crimson
    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)
    Planned Planetside2 Name Crimsonmori
    Hours played per day Depends on the day but almost always 4+ hours a night
    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate) 5+ hours
    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate) I really have no idea
    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please) I have no way to know
    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US) I live in Canada
    Relationship Status (approximate) Taken

    Timezone PST
    All previously played applicable video games. (Don’t list your My Little Ponies crap here, MORON) WOW (little bit), RS, SWOTR, Arch Lord, Maple Story, World of Tanks, World of Planes, War Thunder, WWIIO, Firefall, Mechwarrior Online, Black Prophesy, Takidom, Sevencore, 9Dragons, ACE Online, APB: Reloaded, and there is a ton more but i dont feel like typing them all out.
    Vehicle Specialty Air but im good with ground

  35. #35
    You're in our world now! Geandily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Vancouver
    Posts
    7,868
    That is quite the pedigree! CRIMSON I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR CUT. Welcome to FoH!

  36. #36
    I want to see the sky turn yellow Crying Eyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    5,449
    Shit yah maple story!

  37. #37
    kisseen hell! Beastro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    The nice town across the Strait from Vancouver, BC, Canada
    Posts
    3,868
    Will join in once my connection comes to realize it's not 2001 dial up anymore (as in, when I get the money to bring it back to a sensible level that doesn't take a whole day to DL an update for Arma2).
    Quote Originally Posted by Sam DeathWalker
    f--- you, bitch. Fansy is the top MMO player in history.
    Fansy, Like Furor are no more then a footnote in the dustbin of history while hohoho MIGHTY DEATHWALKER continues upon his path to Glory leaving little but roadkill like you in his wake.

    Oh the guy that played a level 5 or somethign character hohoho. Speedd was 100 times what fansy was, and still 1/10th of what I am.

  38. #38

  39. #39
    I want to see the sky turn yellow Doublevision's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    3,376
    Quote Originally Posted by GrowlerSon View Post
    if there is one thing i'm good at it's paying to win


    glad they opened cash shop in beta, i'll add that 4000 station cash to my already existing 2500 station cash balance and be ready for any future cash shop gimmicks!


  40. #40

    Yakattack's application

    I.


    Why you think you're qualified to become a true Applicant for Floralis a Gaudium.


    I can kill Terrans and Vanu using only my dry, sarcastic wit.


    Real Life Nickname


    I've not had a nickname in 22 years.


    Desired In-Game Nickname


    I've got no idea.


    Guild Given Game Nickname (optional)


    None.


    Planned Planetside2 Name


    Yakattack or Logical


    Hours played per day


    0-4


    Minutes played per day in all video games(approximate)


    Pi


    Minutes played per week in all video games (approximate)


    7 x pi


    Seconds played per month in all video games (approximate)


    27.32 x 7 x pi


    Approximate time spent on forums per year (approximate, in hours or seconds only please)


    All forums? lots.


    Last Presidential Choice in Election (or applicable King outside of US)


    Teddy Roosevelt




    Relationship Status (approximate)


    Married


    II.


    Timezone


    Eastern


    All previously played applicable video games.


    EQ, EQ2, Planetside, Quake, Quake 2, Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault,


    Vehicle Specialty


    Anything that doesn't fly. Since I can apparently only kamikaze in PS2, it seriously tarnishes my K/D ratio.


    Your pickup line that always gets babes


    Pickup lines are for n00bs.


    Weapon Certifications


    All of them. It's beta.


    Weapon Certifications (IRL)


    M-16, M1911.


    Desired Battlecry


    WOLVERINES!


    Favourite MMA Fighter


    Anderson Silva


    Picture of your favourite Tribal/Barbed Wire/Taz Tattoo


    I don't have one.


    Favourite Male Music (Death Metal) Band


    How about Big Black, which isn't Death Metal, but is every bit as loud.


    Favourite AXE Bodyspray/Bodywash/Bodywash+Bodyspray 2in1


    I use olive oil and a strigil, then allow my manly aroma to infuse the air around me.

Similar Threads

  1. READ THIS! Red99 Recruitment Thread
    By Chairman Kaga in forum Just wanna play video games!
    Replies: 92
    Last Post: 04-21-2013, 02:07 AM
  2. Current PlanetsideII Event Calendar
    By Geandily in forum Just wanna play video games!
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 03-02-2013, 08:55 AM
  3. SAKURA RECRUITMENT VID
    By Bhauk in forum Just wanna play video games!
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-28-2012, 08:00 AM
  4. Flowers of Happiness Recruitment Thread is now up!
    By Beastro in forum Just wanna play video games!
    Replies: 44
    Last Post: 02-22-2009, 09:49 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •