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    ive never heard of it but the uninvited sucked

    in the end it turns out that the girls actually insane and was hallucinating her sister and she was the one who killed her mother and her dads new girlfriend was only trying to sedate her for her own protection

    take that, hollywood

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    How can you make a good robot killing movie PG-13??? HOW!?

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    i liked how the planes look like the ones from halo
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    i have actually spent about 10 1/2 hours out of the past 24 hours jerking off and if i didnt feel like my dick was about to fall off i would prob do it again




    geandily what have u done to me

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    WHO'S EXCITED FOR HP6?!!!










    tHIS GUY!

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    you said it was 50/50 or 50 points out of 50 dumbass wigger


    they didnt make this movie for dumb wigs



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    christian bale had sex with a robot

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    McG(aine) makes another crappy movie.
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    f--- you, bitch. Fansy is the top MMO player in history.
    Fansy, Like Furor are no more then a footnote in the dustbin of history while hohoho MIGHTY DEATHWALKER continues upon his path to Glory leaving little but roadkill like you in his wake.

    Oh the guy that played a level 5 or somethign character hohoho. Speedd was 100 times what fansy was, and still 1/10th of what I am.

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    bump this until rancar posts

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    I saw it on Saturday. Decent action, terrible plot.

    You have this supreme AI in Skynet that is supposedly so intelligent it takes on the world and wins, yet when it has John Connor it decides to kill him with an elaborate trap straight out of the James Bond villain playbook, complete with telling the main character the details beforehand.

    You have terminators that instead of just shooting your face off or ripping your heart out, decide the best way to kill you is to pick you up and throw you across the room, follow you at a snails pace and repeat.

    When you finally get the details of the master AI plan it's so laughably bad that you become convinced that Skynet must have spent all its cycles on the traveling salesman problem because it sure as kiss didn't spend any time on its grand strategy.

    Let's see. You need to kill John Connor, so you will trap Kyle Reese, infiltrate the resistance with a super human terminator, which will convince John to come get Reese and then you will wipe out the human race by leading john to a cell that actually contains a naked, unarmed Arnold who will use WWE powerbombs to kill Connor.

    Or, you could have just shot Reese in the head in the first five seconds of the movie, then gone back to downloading videos of robots kissing.

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