"We've been fighting a long time.
We are out numbered by bad guys.
Working around the clock, without quit.
Good guys have a strength that cannot be measured.
This is Wimpy Ranger.
If you are listening to this,
you are the resistance."
In the year 4077 of our Lord and Savior Mithaniel marr,
the people of Norrath no longer recognize friend from foe;
evil forces roam free and innocent citizens live in constant fear.
This is the story of the two men who chose to make a difference.
And yet when blood is shed there can be no victors...
These are the sins as I have committed them...
This is my crusader's regret:
A simple charge,
but in such trying times, pride means nothing more than steel at your side
and the ears strung about your belt.
Lo, that they mock the old ways
Many will perish before this day is done!
It is then that your lovable hero, Wimpy, and his trusted companion,
Kaceexvi, took up arms against a numberless foe.
Here, upon the once lovely Estate of Unrest, it was our sacred cause
to stamp out the riffraff and return property values to their once illustrious highs.
Like so many Mexicans in a San Antonio Walmart,
the bad guys booked for zone line, but we, like Miscreant Gnome
and his gun crazed compatriots held the line.
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