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Truth, which is why you have to play it smart like gnomie and figure out your own ways to make money, unfortunately you need money to make money always. and don't pull a naes and try some halfassed...

I'm buying a truck and a large trailer in 3 weeks with my wife, we're getting some paving equipment and some painting equipment, anyone need their driveway paved? Create a job for me!

Me and my beautiful fiancee are currently unemployed, we're living in some heroin addict who got sent to jail's apartment. We both hate working and love kissing with people.

Can someone just send...

Yeah, we live streamed the party and then ditched out, I wasn't there for 75% of the time, I came back later with like 6 girls,

LIVE STREAMING PARTY COME MAKE FUN OF US


party2323 on USTREAM: PARTY BITCHES.

Edit The live stream embed doesn't work you have to go to the website ustream.tv/channel/party2323

I am going up there this weekend and causing massive amounts of chaos, we are currently working on renting a truck to steal a bunch of goats and let them loose in the middle of the city, also we're...

I pirated it when I first read this thread, and then bought it tonight because I just got paid.

Frybread has the right idea, the absolute best part of this game so far is plotting traps

I'm already excellent at building brilliant traps within 2 days of starting

Cannot wait for a survival mode multiplayer, better then flooding is sticking a bunch of TNT under someones house, attached to a stone button, with a sign next to it saying "Push Me" in the house......

Epic end-game weapons include propofol, lorazepam and midazolam

I hope there is PvP

Imma be a zombie from thriller

I secksed a girl who was 34 when I was 20, does this count?

i am allah

OH REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME, YOU MUST BE A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY AND SHIT TOO!


WELL kiss YOU I HOPE YOUR FAMILY GETS AIDS

Just got a new job, getting shitty tonight, will be fun, possibly even stories, also fourth of july I think I joined a mexican gang. I also ran around throwing smoke bombs into moving cars and...

I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like, nevermind.

I had sex with a girl who had swine flu, then I got really sick but it turned out it was just strep throat after a week or two.

I'll usually pirate a game because I don't have enough money, then lose it, and not feel like going through the trouble of downloading it again, but remember I loved it, and buy it.

If I hadn't...

You're assuming people want to learn...I thought you knew the internet a little better then that, I mean god look at how many people already on here and the massive amount of useful information they...

I have about 4-5 units a week now, but I also have random occaisions where I'll break 40-60 units in a night.

I turn partying into an art.

http://www.notacult.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2551&stc=1&d=1267151215
Found this one while randomly perusing Facebook

Has already wanted to for quite sometime, I sleep on my back in fear.

http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/noteworthy/2009/08/08/5755931/marty5-600x450.jpg
The scary woman who looks like shes about to eat the downs syndrome guy is the founder of the special...