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Don't be an asshole
If you're a jerk or an asshole, please join another online video playing community to play online video with.

Abide by the Law
Anything against the law in the United States of America or close to being against the law is not allowed. This includes warez, kiddie porn, cracks, serials, naes, and so on.

Types of Bans
There are two types of bans: suspended and permanently banned. One of these will be handed out if you break a rule.

You will generally be notified if you are suspended and for how long. Check the post for a note from an admin, if they're feeling nice they'll edit the post and let you know why.

If you are banned, you will not be allowed back unless you resolve the issue you created. Note that you may NOT circumvent your ban to resolve the issue (for example, logging on a friend's account), you must use alternative communication such as email. Circumventing your suspension will result in a permanent ban.

If you are permanently banned you will not be able to become unbanned. This extends to everything FoH or notacult related. We will laugh and call you names, and you will not be able to play any FoH games.

This isn't a WoW server forum
Don't post absolute shit with no content. Don't be breezy unless it's funny or somehow interesting. This includes but is not limited to:
  • Worthless N/T posts.
  • Spamming, double posting, postcount raising.
  • "keke la~ what's up foh thought id drop in n say hi2u we are gonna pk sum fags ftw!!!"
Keep threads on-topic. Do not make a post that takes the thread off on a tangent, as it would be preferable to make a new thread.

Keep it work safe.
People have been fired for viewing pornography or gore at work. Some flowers like to read the boards at work.

With that in mind, images that aren't safe for someone at work should be kept to the "Eat a Bag of Hell" forum, and it would be nice if you put the "NSFW" (not safe for work) tag on them.

Drama
Stirring up drama will result in a ban. This includes but is not limited to:
  • Mentioning that you are leaving the forums forever.
  • Posting a cliche "FoH has turned into what it mocks!" or "FoH was better in the old days!" thread.
  • Flaming a current admin.
  • Flaming a current game leader.

Flaming
Flaming will result in a suspension or ban. If you want to tell someone off, take it to the Bag of Hell.

Harassment
Harassment is above and beyond normal criticism or flaming. This is stuff that borders on (or breaks) US law such as assault, defamation of character or anything of the sort.

This includes posting real-life information with malicious intent, personal threats, and so on.
Harassment will result in a ban.

Eat a Bag of Hell
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