attn BREAKING: GEANDILY PLAYS VIDEO GAME

Chairman Kaga · 03-15-2010, 10:20 AM

In a shocking discovery one British Colombian photographer has captured a moment we all thought may never come:

Some have speculated that he was in the act of masturbating as opposed to actually playing a game for fun, but there is no refuting this evidence.

Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ · 03-15-2010, 10:37 AM

Is that super creamy hand lotion next to those fuzzy mittens?

lobnob · 03-15-2010, 10:46 AM

oh look, his computer says 'predator'

JoeBiden · 03-15-2010, 11:14 AM

This game is great because it allows fatasses across America to experience the joys of being a world-famous, competitive Olympic athlete, without them ever having to leave the comfort of their pig sty desks overflowing with empty soda cans and fast food/hot pocket wrappers.

danm · 03-15-2010, 12:51 PM

nope. still simulates uncomfortable postures, and totally unfair to those of us who's reflexes have been dulled by decades of hunting dingdongs...

now THIS is the game 4 fatfriends!

I can already feel my cholesterol-laden blood start to feebly squeeze its way through arteries hardend and grease-clogged from 4 decades of cheeze whiz and dr pepper.

ogod, i'm exhausted just THINKING about it... i better eat a hohoho.

Dayse · 03-15-2010, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeBiden

This game is great because it allows fatasses across America to experience the joys of being a world-famous, competitive Olympic athlete, without them ever having to leave the comfort of their pig sty desks overflowing with empty soda cans and fast food/hot pocket wrappers.

this is actually how bobsledders train

Icepaxx · 03-15-2010, 01:49 PM

"Skechers Shape Ups - Exercise While you Walk"

like walking isn't already exersize

Robert · 03-16-2010, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icepaxx

"Skechers Shape Ups - Exercise While you Walk"

like walking isn't already exersize

hahahahaha kiss thats good though

Geandily · 03-17-2010, 01:59 AM

kiss I am glad that I got a haircut! That videogame SUCKED! It was inside of the Acer house at the Winter Olympics Live City pavilion thingy~

PS: That is a fluorescent coke bottle from the HAPPINESS HOUSE, not the bottle of lotion that I use to jack off with; that bottle is not pictured here.

danm · 03-17-2010, 06:44 PM

jeandiddly looks distressingly unlike herman munster in that pic.

i am saddened (

Geandily · 03-17-2010, 07:25 PM

Video games have been replaced by girls and vodka.. mostly vodka.

lobnob · 03-17-2010, 11:51 PM

dang who's that girl? she's pretty cute

Crying Eyes · 03-18-2010, 09:13 AM

DONT ACT LIKE YOU WERE DRINKING THAT VODKA I SEE THE EMPTY MIKES HARD PINK LEMONADE BOTTLE YOU ACTUALLY DRANK

Naez 4.20 · 03-18-2010, 01:22 PM

lolol man I love vodka, aint gonna lie

SirLubson · 03-18-2010, 02:05 PM

man get a new haircut fo real

Trelin · 03-20-2010, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeBiden

This game is great because it allows fatasses across America to experience the joys of being a world-famous, competitive Olympic athlete, without them ever having to leave the comfort of their pig sty desks overflowing with empty soda cans and fast food/hot pocket wrappers.

yes, Canadian luge athletes get all the bitches.

more than the Georgian (dead) ones anyway. am i terrible for making that comment? kind of dumb how they claim athlete error and then alter the course to be slower =/ was the video game programmed before or after the track ceased to be a death trap?

Doublevision · 03-20-2010, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trelin

yes, Canadian luge athletes get all the bitches.

more than the Georgian (dead) ones anyway. am i terrible for making that comment? kind of dumb how they claim athlete error and then alter the course to be slower =/ was the video game programmed before or after the track ceased to be a death trap?

Kind of dumb how they wouldn't allow non-canadian athletes the same access to the course leading up to the olympics.

Chairman Kaga · 03-21-2010, 03:21 PM

Even Obama plays video games, Geandily. Banging skanks is no excuse compared to running the country!

Obama is Excited Abtout Portal Too [Pic]

JoeBiden · 03-21-2010, 03:27 PM

obvious shop is obvious

Geandily · 03-21-2010, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crying Eyes

DONT ACT LIKE YOU WERE DRINKING THAT VODKA I SEE THE EMPTY MIKES HARD PINK LEMONADE BOTTLE YOU ACTUALLY DRANK

You are very wise

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasting duckets

man get a new haircut fo real

I did

03-15-2010, 10:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Chairman Kaga Death was his name. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Big Posts: 6,504	BREAKING: GEANDILY PLAYS VIDEO GAME In a shocking discovery one British Colombian photographer has captured a moment we all thought may never come: Some have speculated that he was in the act of masturbating as opposed to actually playing a game for fun, but there is no refuting this evidence. __________________ YO!!!!!! Watta Gwan bredren n sistren de man new to de site, jus wanna say blaze up, and keep de fiYah burnin.

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lobnob Dodongo dislikes smoke Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: dickdog Posts: 4,555	oh look, his computer says 'predator' __________________

03-15-2010, 12:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
danm unregistard Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on my ass, in front of a screen Posts: 4,742	nope. still simulates uncomfortable postures, and totally unfair to those of us who's reflexes have been dulled by decades of hunting dingdongs... now THIS is the game 4 fatfriends! I can already feel my cholesterol-laden blood start to feebly squeeze its way through arteries hardend and grease-clogged from 4 decades of cheeze whiz and dr pepper. ogod, i'm exhausted just THINKING about it... i better eat a hohoho. __________________ RUGBY:

03-15-2010, 01:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Icepaxx shut up nerd Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Swamp Posts: 1,539	"Skechers Shape Ups - Exercise While you Walk" like walking isn't already exersize __________________

03-17-2010, 01:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Geandily "Holy shit!" Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 6,790	kiss I am glad that I got a haircut! That videogame SUCKED! It was inside of the Acer house at the Winter Olympics Live City pavilion thingy~ PS: That is a fluorescent coke bottle from the HAPPINESS HOUSE, not the bottle of lotion that I use to jack off with; that bottle is not pictured here. __________________ Alright...it's saturday night, I have no date, a two litre bottle of shasta, and my all rush mixtape. Let's rock.

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Üßøçñääðüæñãôþ all underpants should be brown Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Uptown YO Posts: 3,133	Is that super creamy hand lotion next to those fuzzy mittens?

03-15-2010, 11:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
JoeBiden funny and interesting Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: secret White House fallout shelter Posts: 723	This game is great because it allows fatasses across America to experience the joys of being a world-famous, competitive Olympic athlete, without them ever having to leave the comfort of their pig sty desks overflowing with empty soda cans and fast food/hot pocket wrappers.

03-17-2010, 06:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
danm unregistard Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: on my ass, in front of a screen Posts: 4,742	jeandiddly looks distressingly unlike herman munster in that pic. i am saddened ( __________________ RUGBY:

03-17-2010, 07:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Geandily "Holy shit!" Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Vancouver Posts: 6,790	Video games have been replaced by girls and vodka.. mostly vodka. __________________ Alright...it's saturday night, I have no date, a two litre bottle of shasta, and my all rush mixtape. Let's rock.

03-17-2010, 11:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
lobnob Dodongo dislikes smoke Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: dickdog Posts: 4,555	dang who's that girl? she's pretty cute __________________

03-18-2010, 09:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
Crying Eyes I want to see the sky turn yellow Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,605	DONT ACT LIKE YOU WERE DRINKING THAT VODKA I SEE THE EMPTY MIKES HARD PINK LEMONADE BOTTLE YOU ACTUALLY DRANK

03-18-2010, 01:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
Naez 4.20 It's alright we told you what to dream. Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: PSRK Posts: 1,659	lolol man I love vodka, aint gonna lie

03-18-2010, 02:05 PM	#15 (permalink)
SirLubson snow moor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: your fase Posts: 4,020	man get a new haircut fo real __________________

03-21-2010, 03:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Chairman Kaga Death was his name. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Big Posts: 6,504	Even Obama plays video games, Geandily. Banging skanks is no excuse compared to running the country! Obama is Excited Abtout Portal Too [Pic] __________________ YO!!!!!! Watta Gwan bredren n sistren de man new to de site, jus wanna say blaze up, and keep de fiYah burnin.

03-21-2010, 03:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
JoeBiden funny and interesting Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: secret White House fallout shelter Posts: 723	obvious shop is obvious