YOu have got to see this one and it so falls under this catagory
home.cox.rr.com/mufins/
you need audio FYI
hohoho priceless
A closed mouth, gathers no feet.
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<OPTION>Lyrax Cantare'Amo, His Royal Smurfness and Tyrant of the Tubers
<OPTION>Bard of the 48th Song
<OPTION> Druzzil Ro
<OPTION>Rutabaga-Paradox Officer
<OPTION>--------------------------------
<OPTION>Frodoson Bagginson
<OPTION>Druid of the 29th Season
<OPTION> Druzzil Ro
<OPTION>Rutabaga-Paradox Officer
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<FORM><SELECT>
<OPTION>111 Master Baiter umm Master Fisher
<OPTION>68 Town Drunk
<OPTION>31 Tailor
<OPTION>220 Master Vulgon Poet
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