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FoH News (All '04)
 FoH to play WOW on FrostWolf (PvP) - Pacific (Nov 22, 2004)
 Teamspeakers! (Nov 17, 2004)
 ITEM: FoH Officially Biggest EverQuest Guild EVER (Nov 05, 2004)
 Saddam A-Go-Go (Oct 09, 2004)
 Flowers to play WoW: updated. (Aug 31, 2004)
 Flowers to play World of Warcraft (Aug 28, 2004)
 Flowers versus Juggalos (Aug 03, 2004)
 Are You Angst? (Jul 06, 2004)
 Another FoH First... (Jul 05, 2004)
 Discord Server Movie (May 28, 2004)
 fyad (May 07, 2004)
 Modesty (by Nysh) (Feb 11, 2004)
 Major Design Flaw in World of Warcraft (Feb 01, 2004)


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Front Page: FoH to play WOW on FrostWolf (PvP) - Pacific
Posted by: Frybread on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 01:46 PM

FoH News This just in from our World of Warcraft head office in space:

Timezone: Pacific
Server: FrostWolf (PvP)
Team: Horde


World of Warcraft servers go live at 12:00AM PST, the first second of Tuesday. Stay up late tonight!

Post on the forums by clicking here if you need help finding an invite

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Front Page: Teamspeakers!
Posted by: Frybread on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 10:18 PM

FoH News ARE YOU READY TO CHAT? WITH YOUR MOUTH? Then head to our new lightning-fast 30 person teamspeak server and open your maw!

This server is possible until Nov 2005 thanks to: Aevanne, Polkinn, Nallian, Boden, Brian, Nysh, Jager and last as well as least: Yinyin


To join in on the talking fun, get teamspeak, and just put in www.notacult.com for the server address.

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Front Page: ITEM: FoH Officially Biggest EverQuest Guild EVER
Posted by: Frybread on Friday, November 05, 2004 - 12:00 AM

FoH News



-----The Landmark-----

I just finished talking with an Everquest GM. The biggest guild, in number of characters to ever play the game "Everquest" on any server was Flowers of Happiness (pre guildwipe of '02) on the Rallos Zek server.

Thank you to everyone who made a character on RZ to spread happiness. You're a part of the biggest guild in history.


Screenshot of Greater Faydark, Rallos Zek, 2002


-----The Media-----
I was talking to Inmabelli, one of the happiest flowers to play the game. If you've been made happy by an FoH member for the small price of your best piece of armor, there's a 1 in 10 chance Inmabelli was responsible. He said to me, "You know why Blart is more recognized than me? One word: Media"

Imagine that, the Blart-run media favors Blart.

-----WoW I shit my pants!-----

The release of World of Sadcraft grows nearer, and Flowers of Happiness will be ready to make this virtual world the HAPPIEST place in the world (virtual or not) the second it goes live. If you believe people should be happy and you want to help, check this page before making your character. It will let you know what server we'll be on.

The Flowers in World of Warcraft will be similar to the Flowers of old, with random inviting and total acceptance of morons, disregard for anyone or anything that could loosely be translated as sad, and the happiest guildchat that has ever caused people to say, "/gu remove" several times per hour.
All other World of Warcraft questions concerning FoH can likely be found here:
FoH in WoW FAQ JFK FBI IBM



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Front Page: Saddam A-Go-Go
Posted by: Frybread on Saturday, October 09, 2004 - 12:00 AM

FoH News I don't usually use the frontpage for politics, but this guy has gotten a bad rap lately, and I think Americans are overlooking him.


Thanks to TMB for the idea.

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Front Page: Flowers to play WoW: updated.
Posted by: Frybread on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 02:00 PM

FoH News update: The free public stress test for WoW is now closed. If you didn't get in, be sure to make it to the Great Flower Reunion when World of Warcraft hits store shelves.



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Front Page: Flowers to play World of Warcraft
Posted by: Frybread on Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 12:00 AM

FoH News FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

World of Warcraft is currently free during a 7-day public stress test. Flowers of Happiness, a group of miscreants who "role-play" elves, dwarves, fairies and cattle will now be doing so on the internet. World of Warcraft will be our new medium of expression for our overwhelming and debilitating happiness.

Flowers of Happiness has had close to 4,000 members since its inception in May of 2000, several of them MMORPG pop-icons. Each of those 4,000 flowers is encouraged to come back to their roots for the game "World of Warcraft", and help rid it of anything that doesn't spout joy or children's TV show theme songs.

If you have happiness in your heart or your little pee pee, join us!!!

Sign up for the public beta here (you'll have to have a fileplanet account, don't pay get the free one):
http://www.fileplanet.com/betacenter/wow/stress_test/index_open.aspx

After signing up, tell the flowers that you can't wait to role-play an orc that hates high-school and thinks newbies suck in a fantasy environment!
http://www.notacult.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7565&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

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Front Page: Flowers versus Juggalos
Posted by: Frybread on Tuesday, August 03, 2004 - 12:00 AM

FoH News Somohexual graced us with this wonderful MS Paint art depicting the daily fight for happiness on the internet:







One half a moment later...



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Front Page: Are You Angst?
Posted by: Hobbit on Tuesday, July 06, 2004 - 01:14 PM

FoH News
PRESENTING THE FIRST MONTHLY RALLOS ANGST AWARD


AND THE AWARD GOES TO... (CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!)


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Front Page: Another FoH First...
Posted by: Hobbit on Monday, July 05, 2004 - 06:43 PM

FoH News

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUCE THE MARRIAGE OF LOLNOOB AND PROCLAIMIN! (CLICK HERE)



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Front Page: Discord Server Movie
Posted by: Frybread on Friday, May 28, 2004 - 09:03 PM

FoH News The most difficult EverQuest server ever created was the short-lived Discord server. Fastinyoh of FoH on Sullon Zek went there, and came out one of six winners.

To understand how difficult the Discord server was, you have to know the rules. If your character died for any reason at all, you lost everything. Die to a train? Then you lose all your levels, items, money and spells. Die because you went linkdead or your PC crashed? It's all gone.

In addition to the severe death penalties, there was also PvP. No level limits, no teams, no rules, no GMs, just everyone versus everyone with total-item loot on death.

The server was incredibly hard. Most people did not make it past level 10.

If you think players get a little too attached to their characters on Rallos and Sullon, just imagine if instead of losing XP or an item they lost everything. That's when the real homophobia, RL death threats, anti-semitic comments, and claims that everyone is a 14 y/o virgin start pouring in.

There was no official Flowers of Happiness chapter there, which there should have been on reflection, but some of us still played. I made it to level 13, had some of the greatest battles in my gaming history, died and quit.

Fastinyoh kept going, and won. This is his story:
Fastinyoh's Movie

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Front Page: Modesty (by Nysh)
Posted by: Frybread on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 - 03:21 PM

FoH News

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Front Page: Major Design Flaw in World of Warcraft
Posted by: Danwith B Demented on Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 01:23 PM

FoH News "World of Warcraft allows thousands of players to interact within the same world. Whether adventuring together or fighting against each other in epic battles, players will form friendships, forge alliances, and compete with enemies for power and glory. "

How horrible! People interacting in the same world with a lust for power and glory. Hello, BLIZZARD IDIOTS, we already have a world like this and it makes me want to shop at thrift stores and listen to Bright Eyes.

Virtual fantasy worlds are supposed to be about happiness, otherwise you are creating a world of despair. Without a happy virtual world, how can we have a happy real world? A utopia must exist as an idea before it can be realized, and virtual worlds are platforms for the expression of ideas. Look around and you will see nobody wants happiness.

Everquest, Eve, Star Wars, Neocron, and Quest for the Crown all concentrate on struggle and power lust, but we can change this horribleness at the root of the problem: the beta stage.

Flowers, we must stop these "alliances" and "enemies" from competing against one another. We must sign up for the World of Warcraft beta, and begin utopia creation!

LIE ABOUT YOUR AGE OR THEY WILL KNOW TOO MUCH http://www.blizzard.com/register/wowbeta/index2.shtml

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The Fansy Movie
Posted by: Danwith B Demented on Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 01:18 PM

Archives '04 There have been a lot of requests for the old Fansy movie made by Snuggs, so we dug it up and posted it here:

Lifestyles of Everquest's Rich & Famous

USELESS FANSY FACTOID #285: Snuggs (who played Pansie) came up with several good comebacks which Fansy used liberally throughout his reign of goodness, including but not limited to the flippant skittle reply. She also sang songs to the evil team while Fansy trained them, such as Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison". She was also called gay.

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