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FoH Invent "Gnomeball!"
Posted by Big hungry Jimmee on 06.09.2003 at 14:03 CST
After the success of the previous tournament it was decided to hold a follow up event, this time with a new game invented by the top sporting minds of Flowers of Happiness. The game combined elements of football (soccer to most of you!) and the old classic game Drag the Corpse which saw a young Jimmee recieve many hours of community service for playing in the streets.

During the build up to the event there was some intense discussions as to the best way to drag a dead wolf across the forest.



As the teams lined up and the hawt FoH fans fans gathered, the atmosphere became electric as you can see here



Bad jokes aside a good time was had by those who managed to last through a slightly ropey start and here's some action shots from the event





And here's some group photos of (most of) the participants



In the end Malathoos's team prevailed and the area was cleared just in time to watch the elusive frankenfish emerge, searching for a new and fragile ecosystem to devour...

Why is there a letter for p but not for poop?
Posted by Frybread on 06.08.2003 at 16:16 CST
You did not ask for it, but we still deliver. More flower porn from Pensi (jesicka). But Pensi does not sell his dignity cheap. If you can afford the $20 a month, check out the Flower's newest superstar by clicking the letter p in the following word: Pensi!
FoH Trailblazing PvP Tournament
Posted by Big hungry Jimmee on 05.25.2003 at 16:00 CST
Last night we held the first pvp tournament ever in the history of everquest. It was such a staggering sucess that a series of pvp servers informally know as "The Zeks" are now planned, 500lb 12 year old closet homosexuals are reportedly delighted.

The event itself was originally planned for the lake rathe arena, but the organiser has never leveled past 15 (his ADD kicks in) so didn't know that druids can't port others until 29. Freeport arena became the new venue, countless flowers advanced on the city, only to discover the arena populated with some rather uncheerful squaters. In particular a level 65 cleric in full elemental gear, however his gear couldn't save him from our ph4t str4ts. The courtroom artist (Timmy, aged 4) produced the following reconstruction.



Having just killed a frog we were forced to flee to the east commonlands tunnel. Here a four way, two to each team match was organised. Jimmee and Malathoos were hot favourites to win, but an unfortunate incident with his pet threw in an unforeseen problem and in the end the team of Wakiwhoot and Inmabelli both survived and won.



The final event to take place before the organiser fell asleep on his keyboard was a two teams of three match. Trying to decide on fair balanced teams proved too difficult so instead we just rolled for teams. This unfortunately turned out the most unbalanced teams possible and the ownage levels passed "pwned" and stepped into "jwned" territory as can be seen here.



A good time was had by all and it was another trailblazing sucess by the flowers of happiness. I hope to see you all at the next event where we can all gang up on Waki and stop him from cheating outrageously.
HAY GUSY LOOK OMG MADDOX IT'S STILL FUNNY
Posted by Kerstique on 05.24.2003 at 17:10 CST
MADDOX UPDATED HIS PAGE AGAIN!!! JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT TO LOOK THERE, NOW YOU WILL SURELY REMEMBER, AND WON'T BE FORGETTING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL NEED TO READ MADDOX ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!


MADDOX LOL "TE HFUNNEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://maddox.xmission.com/matrix2.html !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MADDOX LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Blart Goes Platinum!
Posted by Danwith B Demented on 05.21.2003 at 22:43 CST
On top of the other huge barriers broken by our guild this week, we have another bombshell. We are proud to announce that Blart has reached an amazing 1,000 days /played, earning a PLATINUM name, complements of SOE!!! Everyone send a /tell to congratulate him on this HUGE EQ milestone!

Flowers Score Two Serverwide Firsts In One Day!!!
Posted by Danwith B Demented on 05.21.2003 at 19:06 CST
You heard it here first, boys and girls! Since we know all the other "Uber" guilds are fighting to make it to our level, we're going to release the secret tactics that allowed us to achieve these awesome kills. To refine our strategy, our elite team of hardcore EQ troops spent the last three days in practice combat with the Monk and Cleric Trainers of Qeynos.



Thats right, our amazing skill comes from brutal practice runs against the most powerfull NPC's the game has ever seen. Once we were happy with our performance, we mobilized to attempt a serverwide first. We assembled in zone, and began our buff sequence. Groups were re-formed, and last minute strategy adjustments were made. An hour later, we engaged, initiating a twenty minute long battle. The result??? I think the screenshot speaks for itself...



Thats right, folks....Lord Inquisitor Seru, killed for the FIRST TIME EVER ON ANY SERVER!!! The celebrations didn't last long, however, as we soon realized that SOE hadn't expected the kill to come so soon, and hadn't added a loot table yet!! OMFG how can they do this to us? All that hard work, wasted! Just when we thought the day was ruined, news came rolling through guildchat of a mob spawning that we'd been eager to try out. We quickly ported out, and prepped for our next fight. This mob, also, had never fallen to any guild on any server before. We knew the battle would be fierce, and buffed and planned accordingly. We launched the assault, and things were looking good. As you can see, the battle was huge...



Things were looking really good. We got him down to 6% when suddenly, our MT went linkdead. This was bad. After a few minutes of intense struggle, we regained control...victory was ours!!!



There you have it. Flowers Of Happiness scored another SERVERWIDE FIRST....two in one day! Now, we were expecting the worst when it came time to check loot. This time, though, we weren't disappointed. We know everyone is drooling at the thought of seeing the screens of the most uber loot to EVER drop in EQ....but we're gonna keep you guessing!!! I'll throw you all a bone, though, and give you this one item to wet your appetites...



And last, but not least, some quotes from our adoring fans after the news of the big kills spread...



Now, we've been on a roll as of late. We get swamped by so many uber content events, we've opened a new Page
just to record it all!!
An example of why Sullon Zek is so great:
Posted by Kerstique on 05.12.2003 at 19:14 CST
by RANCAR

Today was some of the most fun I've had in EQ in a long time, and it would have only been possible on Sullon.

You see, I normally kill phinny every 12 hours on the dot with the help of Gall or I do it myself. This has the effect of pissing off about 90% of the server because they have no clue when they hell he is about to pop and I am always right there when he does. The good team is fine with this as I am getting the epic pieces for all our wizards and mages one by one by bringing them down and duoing it with a mage or wizard (done 5 so far this way), but the evil and newts are being completely cockblocked by two people...me and gall. This doesn't hurt the people that could actually kill us (they all have epics) but the smaller evil guilds are starting to get really pissed.

Today it came to a boiling point when I was doing phinny with a BP wizard and two black crown watching. Excedium (a poorly geared evil guild but with many 55-65) shows up and trains the complete healing seahorses into us which prompty heal phinny back to full. I managed to survive leaving me and two black crown versus 15 excidium including a bunch of evil wizards bards and rapture chanters. They started talking smack in OOC thanking us for the coins and phinny etc. What they hadn't counted on is the ability of the good team to come together and kick some ass.

I held off the evils for thirty minutes with constant trains and drive bys. They never could assemble long enought to fight phinny but almost killed me a ton of times (they kept on dispelling rapture right after it was landing and I didn't have time to run and buy crimson pots or they would kill phinny). Eventually we had 10 goods of our own, a unique mix of Black Crown, Black Prophecy and me (BC and BP usually have a distinct dislike for eachother but they came together to fight the comon enemy). All of a sudden there was a huge war being fought in Dragnors Couldraun with high level goods and evils fighting in and out of the water. The evils made the mistake of splitting their forces, half to fight phinny for epic pieces and half to fight the goods in DC. We pushed the DC people into kedge while I made a stealth run deep inside Kedge Keep. I trained an absolutely MASSIVE amount of fish/mermaids etc to the zoneline zoning with about 2% health.

This train collided with Excidium prepping at the zoneline. They had no choice but to zone into DC, but there were 10 high level goods waiting for them. They got stuck between a rock and a hardplace and ended up getting wiped out despite superior numbers. In the end all but 3 excidium logged off in disgust while we went and smoked phinny getting the good team another mage epic piece (now 18 phinny's and no bard spine). This type of teamwork and smart PvP tactics I have not seen in a long time.

Just thought I would relate that to all the people that missed it. Sullon is back and we are having the time of our lives. I invite all of you to come join us on sullon and at least try out our 25 team of paludal cavern defenders.



Rancar
The Bathrooms at Applebees Sure Are Nice (by Fansy)
Posted by Frybread on 03.23.2003 at 15:02 CST
Mom came home today from her other job and right when she walked in the door I asked her what was for dinner. I was really hungry from playing EQ and had no time to make PB&J for lunch.

She looked at me and then put her head down, I think she was crying. Grandpa didn't want to make dinner and mom started yelling that she works all the time and just wants to come home and get her 7 hours of sleep. They started yelling and grandpa said he wished he could go to an old folks home like his friends (that aren't dead) so mom went and got her rum and sat down at the kitchen table with the lights off.

Why do adults fight so much? They should just have fun and play!

I went up to mom and grandpa and told them I was still hungry and my tummy was making sounds like a butt. Mom sighed and said, "OK, fine. I don't need to save money for clothes, get in the damn car everyone!" And we went to applebees!

I was super hungry so I ate my chicken fingers really fast and told mom that I think I might barf. She got angry so I ran to the bathrooms and threw up accidently before I got to the toilet. I felt bad cause those bathrooms sure looked really clean and nice.



On the way home I told mom & grandpa that I was still hungry cause there was no more food in my belly! They yelled some more and then bought me a big mac. Ok time to play EQ some more, bye everyone!

- Fansy The Famous
Finished Everquest 7/05/01 (but I keep playing anyway)
My New Hero: TreeRat
Posted by Overfiend on 03.06.2003 at 06:00 CST










[Wed Mar 05 02:27:03 2003] Logging to 'eqlog.txt' is now *ON*.
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:07 2003] You say, 'Hail, Vegard'
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:08 2003] Vegard regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:10 2003] Vegard is the leader of Evil Destiny.
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:15 2003] Vegard says, 'Hail, Iamthewin'
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:48 2003] Vegard says, 'Hail, Iamthewin'
[Wed Mar 05 02:27:57 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'disbanding now'
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:16 2003] Attempting to remove you from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:17 2003] You are no longer a member of Flowers of Happiness.
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:21 2003] Vegard tells you, 'why do u want to leave your guild'
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:29 2003] You told Vegard, 'theyre annoying'
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:32 2003] You told Vegard, 'i left'
[Wed Mar 05 02:28:51 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:04 2003] Vegard tells you, 'i want u for a officer cause your a good pker'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:09 2003] You told Vegard, 'thanks'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:20 2003] You told Vegard, 'invite me now, i left foh'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:28 2003] You are no longer roleplaying.
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:37 2003] You told Vegard, 'kk'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:44 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'this is so much fun!'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:49 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'TEE HEE!'
[Wed Mar 05 02:29:55 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'im all giddy~'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:25 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'is there a message when someone is removed from the guild?'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:33 2003] stormhammer.Budirl tells serverwide.news:1, 'yes'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:37 2003] Vegard tells you, 'why did u quiet your guild'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:38 2003] Tacs tells serverwide.news:1, 'if you're in the same zone as them'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:41 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'ill have to be fast then'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:54 2003] You told Vegard, 'they were annoying'
[Wed Mar 05 02:30:58 2003] Vegard tells you, 'why u quit your guild'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:00 2003] You told Vegard, 'youre better pkers too'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:19 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'so if im in a different zone the leader wont see me remove people?'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:33 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:37 2003] GUILD MOTD: Vegard - we have no lvl range until we get 200member..officers get on the ball recuiting..if i see anyone without tag i wiil demote officers and boot members..i want everyone 15 or above in 1 week.officers i want 200members in 2weeks.officers dusties for 2weeks are help lvl and recuite.great job on the battle.we are now the most feared pk on this sever.keep up the great work.flesh hunt until they die
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:37 2003] You have joined Evil Destiny.
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:41 2003] Tacs tells serverwide.news:1, 'i don't know about the leader'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:41 2003] You told Vegard, 'thanks'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:50 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'im in as an ossifer~'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:56 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'imma zone and start removing'
[Wed Mar 05 02:31:58 2003] Skyfrost tells serverwide.news:1, 'just start removing people as fast as you can'
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:00 2003] Vegard tells you, 'link your weapons'
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:10 2003] You told Vegard, 'Guard Captain`s Mallet'
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:16 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:19 2003] Vegard tells you, 'where tag '
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:28 2003] Carribian is looking at your equipment...
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:37 2003] Skyfrost tells serverwide.news:1, 'yes you can'
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:40 2003] Lildevill says, 'Hail, Carribian'
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:47 2003] You are now roleplaying.
[Wed Mar 05 02:32:48 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:33:06 2003] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Mar 05 02:33:06 2003] You can't reach that, get closer.
[Wed Mar 05 02:33:20 2003] You have entered Nexus.
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:02 2003] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:15 2003] You have entered Netherbian Lair.
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:19 2003] Hiding all existing corpses except yours.
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:19 2003] Players on EverQuest:
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:19 2003] ---------------------------
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:19 2003] [ANONYMOUS] Iamthewin <Evil Destiny>
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:19 2003] There is 1 player in Netherbian Lair.
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:25 2003] Adomisha tells you, 'evil destiny.....'
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:32 2003] You told Adomisha, 'im officerd'
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:38 2003] You told Adomisha, 'im removing people now~'
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:46 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:34:52 2003] Adomisha tells you, 'well, how long till you're done with that?'
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:00 2003] You told Adomisha, '5 min max'
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:05 2003] Adomisha tells you, 'hmmmmm'
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:13 2003] You told Adomisha, 'i might get booted before im done, i dont know if the leader gets a message when i remove
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:16 2003] Attempting to remove Chape from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:19 2003] Attempting to remove Puffada from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:21 2003] Attempting to remove Fenta from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:22 2003] Attempting to remove Felonyous from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:23 2003] Attempting to remove Fatleg from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:24 2003] Attempting to remove Eyedaman from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:25 2003] Attempting to remove Rathemos from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:26 2003] Attempting to remove Exodius from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:27 2003] Attempting to remove Fasterhands from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:29 2003] Attempting to remove Fibrick from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:30 2003] Attempting to remove Grifften from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:31 2003] Attempting to remove Heilinghands from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:32 2003] Attempting to remove Heisthero from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:34 2003] Attempting to remove Headhunder from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:36 2003] Attempting to remove Gimlarintotheaz from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:37 2003] Attempting to remove Footstepps from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:38 2003] Attempting to remove Hornnet from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:39 2003] Attempting to remove Ibanez from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:40 2003] Attempting to remove Rulani from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:42 2003] Attempting to remove Iksakeith from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:43 2003] Attempting to remove Inuszzen from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:44 2003] Attempting to remove Sashialie from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:45 2003] Adomisha tells you, 'yeah, it goes to entire guild that whoever is no longer part of the guild'
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:45 2003] Attempting to remove Sanuuanna from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:46 2003] Attempting to remove Jouwell from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:47 2003] Attempting to remove Kahk from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:49 2003] Attempting to remove Kamdarn from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:50 2003] Attempting to remove Kjasfh from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:51 2003] Attempting to remove Kaash from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:52 2003] Attempting to remove Kandivenaa from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:53 2003] Attempting to remove Ivonna from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:54 2003] Attempting to remove Shadowbladee from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:55 2003] Attempting to remove Kuldun from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:56 2003] Attempting to remove Kioji from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:35:58 2003] Attempting to remove Hopop from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:00 2003] Attempting to remove Ceriotoff from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:00 2003] Attempting to remove Shroudof from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:02 2003] Attempting to remove Locqjaw from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:04 2003] Attempting to remove Xcorp from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:05 2003] Attempting to remove Shemegel from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:06 2003] Attempting to remove Wiladen from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:08 2003] Attempting to remove Mysticflash from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:09 2003] Attempting to remove Weitery from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:11 2003] Attempting to remove Sharpsong from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:12 2003] Attempting to remove Orikau from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:13 2003] Attempting to remove Shurinam from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:15 2003] Attempting to remove Pheldaer from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:16 2003] Attempting to remove Cebrastim from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:17 2003] Attempting to remove Phantomrage from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:18 2003] Attempting to remove Progen from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:20 2003] Attempting to remove Skailly from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:22 2003] Attempting to remove Sickles from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:24 2003] Attempting to remove Raznuk from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:25 2003] Attempting to remove Zzzarge from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:26 2003] Attempting to remove Rantwain from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:28 2003] Attempting to remove Hokusaii from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:29 2003] Attempting to remove Kundune from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:30 2003] Attempting to remove Jackiin from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:31 2003] Attempting to remove Vladicus from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:33 2003] Attempting to remove Fenter from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:34 2003] Attempting to remove Raukos from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:36 2003] Attempting to remove Reddevil from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:37 2003] Attempting to remove Zykais from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:38 2003] Attempting to remove Yuuzhanvong from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:39 2003] Attempting to remove Rthorn from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:40 2003] Attempting to remove Zaick from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:41 2003] Attempting to remove Spawnofevil from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:42 2003] Attempting to remove Yriddia from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:44 2003] Attempting to remove Swiftheart from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:45 2003] Attempting to remove Washin from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:45 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:49 2003] Attempting to remove Vannishno from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:50 2003] Attempting to remove Syriss from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:51 2003] Attempting to remove Thankuverymuch from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:52 2003] Attempting to remove Spawnofdeath from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:54 2003] Attempting to remove Thulemarr from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:56 2003] Attempting to remove Semidragon from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:36:59 2003] Attempting to remove Roknut from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:00 2003] Attempting to remove Drackone from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:01 2003] Attempting to remove Spawnofdiscord from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:02 2003] Attempting to remove Trebn from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:03 2003] Attempting to remove Superstahr from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:04 2003] Attempting to remove Uorozaxin from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:05 2003] Evilinn tells the guild, 'Zup?'
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:05 2003] Attempting to remove Tuvlan from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:06 2003] Attempting to remove Tvesvans from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:07 2003] Attempting to remove Bumkinhead from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:08 2003] Attempting to remove Burute from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:10 2003] Attempting to remove Uruloki from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:12 2003] Attempting to remove Broadus from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:13 2003] Attempting to remove Tilithiocarse from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:14 2003] Attempting to remove Skkeeth from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:15 2003] Attempting to remove Neowolfz from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:16 2003] Attempting to remove Stormyday from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:18 2003] Attempting to remove Bonefollower from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:19 2003] Attempting to remove Shamatron from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:20 2003] Attempting to remove Biomike from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:21 2003] Attempting to remove Mesolittle from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:22 2003] Attempting to remove Barrioux from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:23 2003] Attempting to remove Matrulizim from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:25 2003] Attempting to remove Baelord from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:26 2003] Attempting to remove Aksel from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:27 2003] Attempting to remove Mandite from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:29 2003] Attempting to remove Anonamous from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:30 2003] Attempting to remove Leafx from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:31 2003] Attempting to remove Aragnor from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:32 2003] Attempting to remove Kusentel from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:33 2003] Attempting to remove Lankycaster from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:34 2003] Attempting to remove Belusheur from the guild...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:35 2003] You are no longer a member of Evil Destiny.
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:37 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:50 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'i got them down to under 50 members before being booted'
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:51 2003] Taking a screenshot...
[Wed Mar 05 02:37:57 2003] You told Adomisha, 'and he booted me'
[Wed Mar 05 02:38:41 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'inc ss to our forums!'
[Wed Mar 05 02:38:45 2003] You tell serverwide.news:1, 'and i need a reinvite'
The Slow Walker
Posted by Overfiend on 03.04.2003 at 12:55 CST
One fine day I'm driving to my pick up my fiancee and pull up to an intersection. There was a stop sign there so traffic was pulling thru rather quickly. So my turn pops up and I start to go when this rather tall black man strolls into the street. Glaring directly at me and seemingly walking as slow as he could on purpose. WTF! And this isnt the first time I have run into the slow walker. On many occasions the slow walker has taken the form of old women and young punks, all glaring right at me as they crossed the street in front of me at a snail's pace.

Well you bastards, I've got ya now. To directly honk the horn only makes them walk slower. And to run em down would be insta-jail time. So I tried an experiment. I started wearing Sunglasses a lot more when I drive. My theory is that the reason the slow walker looks you in the eye is not only to challenge u, but to make sure u see them and dont run theyre sloth moving asses over. Now when I pull up to an intersection I keep my head turned towards the driver side window. While using my eyes to look forward it gives the illusion that I'm not looking in front of me. And i'll be damned if they haven't started picking up the pace. I actualy got one old lady into a full blown sprint.

So mark one down in the books for the fiend. Me > The Slow Walker


Currently On IRC:
A BUNCH OF
SUPER COOL
PPLS WOW!!!



m not looking in front of me. And i'll be damned if they haven't started picking up the pace. I actualy got one old lady into a full blown sprint.

So mark one down in the books for the fiend. Me > The Slow Walker

Currently On IRC:
A BUNCH OF
SUPER COOL
PPLS WOW!!!